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A picture posted usually on socials networks; usually by females; that depict the face and head of said female that crops off at the nose. This picture will also be taken from an above angle and not taken by the subject. And sometimes the subject will have eyebrows raised in a surprised expression. Alluding to a blow job being given by the subject while photo is taken.
Bill: I like Jenny's sister but i wouldn't touch it she's a ho bag she got a blow job pic as her profile.
Tom: Oh damn i didn't check her profile, sorry.
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A sexual act out of state that never actually happened
Shut up guys I got a Minnesota blow job last year
1 year later... u totally didn't
When a man becomes so stupid from receiving blow jobs that he is financially irresponsible and easily taken advantage of...
Wife, "If I happen to die and you collect on my life insurance, don't succumb to blow job brain from all the money hungry ho's out there. Be smarter than that."
Husband , "Do I look that stupid?"
Wife, "Yes."
When a girl is giving a blow job and her hair gets in the way and she has to put it up quickly to get back to her business. She puts her hair up with a blow job scrunchie. Durable way of putting hair up for added input to head movements
I was in the car with Stephanie and she was giving me a blowjob. Her hair kept getting in the way. She stopped and put hair up and continued sucking! I love blow job scrunchies
A very short person. Someone who could perform oral sex on someone standing next to them without having to bend over or squatting down.
The basketball player's girlfriend was only blow job high when she stood next to him.
When someone buys a water wing for masturbation and realizes there is 2 so they shove one up their ass leaving only the blow hole exposed, then soliciting someone to blow it up
I was driving cross country and bought a water wing to pass the time, so happens they only come in pairs, so I shoved that bastard in my hoop and pick up a hitchhiker who had no problem completing the Kentucky blow job
Dressed as a care bear give the carebear stare while getting a big load on your face
The carebear blow job is the the most strangest sexual experience of my life