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What fat guys say they have to feel better about being fat
Dude you need to lose weight.
“Nah, I love my dad bod”
You’re a 37 year old virgin. You don’t have kids. You’re not a dad. You’re just fat
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The perfect combination of both enjoying food and beer while not caring about the basketball shaped growth in your stomach.
“Bro what happened to you?”
“It’s the dad bod.”
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Cash, paper money, currency in paper form.
I need to go to an ATM to get me some hot bods for the concert tonight.
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a dumbass show I watch at 1 am, for no reason other than South Park is over. pretty much based on guys judging girls by their butts and boobs, etc.
battle of the bods. it sucks.
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A person with a fat gut but very thick and strong arms
Jeremy worked out today to get that callus bod.
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Not to be confused with Dad-Bod, this is a temporary condition. A condition in which a sudden and intense emphasis is placed on the latest fad (i.e Crossfit, P90X, BowFlex). This is usually accompanied with a perceived increase in knowledge as it pertains to health, exercise and existence. It also starts the clock on massive injury and disappointment for them yet self-affirming fulfillment for you. In some cases involving white 30-somethings they might begin training for marathons or in, extreme cases, Ironman's. Dismiss these people altogether.
Check that guy out over there in the yoga pants. I used to see him in line at Cinnabon every day and now he almost looks presentable. Yep, textbook Fad-Bod
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A cock smoker who relocates to the other side of the continent, yet still battles like a gladiator. Understandably, has more issues than the NY times. May be confused with Ralph Wiggum.
Oh my god its BOD. Hasn't that guy sorted out his shit yet? Fuck let's go before he sees us and we have to bash him.
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