No Boobs

Female version of No Balls

Bob: Dude, that kids got no balls

Sarah: But that's a girl

Bob:....then that kids got no boobs

bOObs

something for guys to look at while a girl just talks and talks and talks...

Denzel:Damn, James look at Carly's boobs. They're huge. Do you think they're real?
James:I don't really give a fuck if they're real or not. They make her look hot even with the headgear.
Denzel:True that muther fucker.
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boobs

Sometimes big, jiggly things on a female's chest (and sometimes on a fat male's chest, bleck). On a female's chest, guys go crazy and will do anything you want them to do if you let them see or feel them. They come in pairs and have round nipples and areolas on the center.

Pig guy #1- "Hey, check her boobs out, they're so big and yummy!"
Pig guy #2- "Oohh, what I would do to get me some of her!"

Boobs

Something to look at when talking to women

Wow Jully has some nice boobs!

Boobed

When boys get kicked in the balls it's called getting sacked, so when girls get punched in the boob it is called getting boobed

" Ow! You just boobed me!

Boobing

The G-rated term for titty fucking.

My face got in the way while I was boobing my boyfriend last night.

Boob

Gods Gift To Man, Usualy Associated With Gods Gift To Himanity Good Old Fassion Sex. Sometimes Refered To As Boobies, Tittys, Juggs, Watermellons, Bags, Yam Yams, Chesticles, Baloons, Henry And Fred, And Or Pillows. Sometimes Given Cute Nicknames By There Partners In Crime AKA Boyfriend Or Girlfriend If There Bi Or Lesbian.

"mmm... Grab My Boobs"
"Thoes Are Some Big Boobs!"
"Mmm... TITTYS!!!"