Curb Brew

Drinking brews in the curb, at 7 eleven, liquor stores, or at any convenience stores.

Bobby:Wanna drink tonight
Stack:Sure
Bobby:What are you thinking?
Stack:curb brews

Brew Meter

The amount of brews (drafts) it requires to mac a certain biddy. If the chick is on the uglier side, she will be higher on the brewski meter, meaning that a bro would need to drink more beers in order to respectively mac. If the bid is a complete babe then a sober bro will suffice.

TDog: "Yo Chaz, how high is this chick on the brew meter?" Chaz: "She might take around three cold brewski's to chafe the biddy." TDog: "Thanks Bro"

Brewed Nuggets

A poor ass sap of a male that gets his nuts handed to him every time he turns around from an overwhelming bitch of a spouse.

Here comes brewed nuggets. Poor guy can’t even go get a beer with us without his old lady bitching.

I was a brewed nuggets for about 6 months till I finally dumped her ass.

steamhouse brew

The act of drinking a VERY cold beer while taking a VERY hot shower.

The secret is to use only bottles and strategic placement when setting said brew down. The small opening and non-water collecting top (like that of a can) allows the beer to be in the shower while taking little to no water in.

Few have found anything better that didn't involve a sex act.

It was kind of a luke warm day, so to even it out, I had a steamhouse brew

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Brew Balls

Lack of drunkenness felt by an invited party guest of host(s) due to unforeseen circumstances such as shortage of beer or party crashers draining the stash.

"Bro, i had Brew Balls like you cant understand after all of those dirt bags crashed lou-a-palooza."

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brew donkey

noun ( pl. -keys)
1) A fresh cold lager or ale.
2) A beer that really hits the spot.
3) Any sort of beer.
4) It's a fucking brew donk

Phrases
1) Yo man pass me a fresh brew donkey!
2) You are drinking my brew donkey Darsh.
3) Hey boys! I just got us a fresh round of brew donks.
4) Dude! This brew donkey is like totally flat.
5) Did someone dip in my brew donkey?
6) I love a nice cold brew donkey, especially after a rough day.
7) Dude your boner almost knocked over my brew donkey!
8) This brew donkey is like totally poo donkey.
9) Hey honky! Lego my brew donkey!
10) After we drink these brew donkeys you wanna hit the half pipe and get totally verticle!

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bathtub brew

Drugs or alcohol made at home in a bathtub or similar vessel.

Consumption of George's potent bathtub brew led to widespread vomiting at the party.

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