The Number of the Feast

When environmentalists are debating what percents of someone’s income must be spent on food to avoid food wastage, while alleviating global poverty—they argue that food is too cheap to provide sufficient income for small farmers, who are the world’s poorest or hungriest people.

The Pinocchio-in-Chief wanted to boast about his skin-deep knowledge about the number of the beast to his MAGA evangelical donors, but they ended up talking about the number of the feast instead.

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do a number on

To treat harshly; to damage

I'm not surprised you're tired out; this job can really do a number on you at times.

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Aldin's Number

When someone pretends to be an intellectual on something they know very little about

Mary: Are you familiar with Aldin's Number?
Steve: I'm vaguely familiar...
Mary: I just made it up.

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Number Five

the cutest time travelling, spatial jumping, 13/58 year old hitman there is. savage, funny, adorable. also dates mannequins.

person 1: number five from umbrella academy? didnt he yeet an eyeball at a walll?
person 2: yes he did beech.

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Graham's Number

1. The largest useful number in real mathematics.

2. upper-bound solution to Ramsey theory.

3. Makes googolplex look like a pussy.

...9404248265018193851562535

7963996189939679054966380

0322234872396701848518643

9059104575627262464195387

...yeah that's the first 100 digits.

Graham's Number is enough to make Chuck Norris blink.

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doin numbers

Making money, doing profits

invest in our stock and now we doin numbers

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number five

when Jeff Maine sits on the toilet and bloody diarrhea pours out of his ass

I don't feel so good, I just had number five. -Jeff Maine

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