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The best country in the world.
Reasons to love Canada:
1. We invented Hockey.
2. We invented Basketball.
3. We invented Lacrosse.
4. We invented the poutine.
5. We invented the zipper.
6. We get free health care.
7. Our elections only take one day.
8. We have the second largest country on Earth.
9. Our beer is amazing.
10. Tim Hortons owns Dunkin Donuts.
11. A&W owns anything else.
12. Much Music owns MTV.
13. Our flag looks cool.
14. It's easy to score weed.
15. It's easy to score poon.
16. The minimum drinking age is 18, not 21.
17. We have cleaner water.
18. We have cleaner air.
19. Eh? Sounds better than, huh?
20. Seth Rogen is Canadian.
21. Jim Carrey is Canadian.
22. Mike Myers is Canadian.
23. Wayne Gretzky is Canadian.
24. Louis Riel is Canadian.
25. We have lots of polar bears.
26. We have lots of geese.
27. We have lots of moose.
28. We aren't as crowded as the U.S.
29. The immigration system works.
30. The political system works.
31. The employment system works.
32. Our government is better than the U.S.
33. French sounds cooler than Spanish.
34. It's easier to make money in Canada.
35. The people in Canada are nice.
36. Way less racism.
37. Good education opportunities.
38. We have a crazy drink: The Bloody Caesar.
39. It's beautiful to drive through Canada.
40. The girls are AMAZING!
Also, where else on Earth will the temperature range from -40°C to 40°C?
Fuck the other countries, Canada KICKS ASS!
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1) What the United States would be like if we legalized marijuana and brought back hockey;
2) A country bordering the United States with a smaller population, similar dialect, and a political/social ethos that is a hybrid of American individualism and European secularism;
3) Where Americans claim to be from when currently traveling overseas;
4) The country most Mexican and Central American illegal aliens are actually try to sneak into, but have trouble reaching because of the long distances involved, whereupon they find themselves trapped in New Mexico, Texas, California and Arizona.
It's Canada, eh? Keep our cities cleen...
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CANADA IS...
The country up in North America.
The second largest country in terms of land size
The country with the best view of Niagra Falls
The place where my favourite animals - polar bears- live! :P
The country with the coolest flag, the best national anthem, the coolest accents, and the most interesting heritage.
The great land where all great bands (such as Simple Plan) reside from.
The only country (besides the UK) that spells words such as honour like the Australians...not like the Americans!
The country with the friendliest people and hottest guys!
AND...the best country in the world! (and I'm not Canadian...I'm an Australian!)
Canada = Simple Plan, polar bears, Niagra Falls AND THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD!
I will live in Canada when i save up enough money! :D
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peter griffin's least favoraite country
canada sucks!the more you know.
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A place where books cost about $3 to $4 more than in the United States.
Steve: I'm gonna buy books in America and sell them in Canada and make a profit!
Sam & Brian: Canadian dollars are (usually) worth less than US Dollars fucktard so it won't matter!
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Canada is the best country in the world. The only people that don't like it are people who know its too good for them. Ever noticed how just about every country in the world hates America, but NOT Canada? Why is that? Hmmmm....We're not rednecks, hicks, and we don't suck balls!
America Sux, CANADA ROC....By the way, whatever the person after me says IS NOT TRue, he's just pissed off he doesn't live there.
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The land of the worlds most well trained millitary, although small better trained. more kills done in afganistan by canadian snipers than the americans combined.
hey did you see that guy from canada shoot the afgani in the head from 1000 meters?? yah it was quite a shot
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