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Funniest show to come out on comedy central. Staring Jerry Blank a middle-age women who goes back to highschool in an effort to finally graduate.Best watched when drunk.
Pass me that 40 and pop Strangers with candy in the dvd player.
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Female pubic hair that is wet with desire.
He gently caressed my candied hair while nibbiling my nipples.
After taking out the formerly popular female contraceptive devise, while wet with the man's ejaculate, it is referred to as Sponge Candy.
Man to his girlfriend after sex in the 1990's: "Get that Sponge Candy away from me!"
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Back the fuck away from the van.
Mysterious man in the van: " Hey kid, want some free candy?"
Kid: *Backs the fuck away from the van*
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when you eat too many shitty sugar candies and your tongue hurts afterwards
Man, I love those Sweethearts, but they give me such bad candy tongue!
Usually the day after Halloween, individuals who have overindulged in holiday sweets experience a crash. Symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Nausea
-Diarrhea
-Vomiting
-Headache
-Desire to murder alarm clock
Bob: Where's Steve?
Jim: Chillax, he's probably just got a mad candy hangover.
Bob: What the fuck, is he 8 years old?
A term that assholes use to describe the pleasure of someone else's pain.
"Why are you laughing Jack?"
"Oh, pestering Monica is such a gray candy!"