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A vulcan vagina clamp is derived from the Vulcan greeting whereby the right or left hand is raised so that the index/middle finger and the ring/little finger are spread, making the shap of a "V;" when put sideways, the two top fingers go into a humanoids vagina and the bottom two fingers (not the thumb) go into the humanoids ass. Similar to the two in the pink and one in the stink, except you put two fingers into the stink.
Hey Svenak, I heard you gave that Romulan bitch a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp!
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Spock gave Uhura a nice Vulcan Vagina Clamp after Vulcan blew up!
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The act of transporting large objects (sheets of wood, mattresses, etc.) on the roof of one's car using only hand strength to retain the cargo.
Mexican Hand Clamp example:
Juan: Yo vato, we need to rent a truck to transport some plywood.
José: No esé, we'll just (Mexican) hand clamp that shit on my 94 Civic and drive reaalll slow.
Where-by a girl bites down hard on to an unsuspecting boys penis during oral, and twists her entire body around and around and around with the penis still in her mouth.
"Shit did you hear? Jake got the jaw-clamp twist from a girl yesterday!"
"Shit did you hear? Jake got the jaw-clamp twist from a girl yesterday!"
a slut that once you give her some meth, she won't go away. She will clamp on as long as there is the possibility she will get more.
Lucy has become such a wire hose clamp that whenevwer she gets wired she hangs out with the guy forever
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When you are getting head and your entire package is slipped into the mouth and bitten down on with full force from the lover. To witch it would feel as if a bear has clamped your package.
Last night I recieved a southern bear clamp.
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Two cup-shaped linked objects that squeeze testicles together.
Scrotal clamps are often ornamental items for the mantlepiece or the deep freezer, where these inconspicious items - often silver - hauntingly nest.
Gentlemen that prefer S&M discreetly can wear them during tight business meetings to further enhance humiliation.
Or as punishment for a torn förhudsros or lost precious kandelbär.
"Darling will you get me an egg cup - no not my scrotal clamps - just an egg cup please?"
"He squirmed as he realised the scrotal clamps were fresh from the freezer".
"Like acupuncture, his tight scrotal clamps helped him overcome being fired."
"Worn out förhudsros and heavy kandelbär - he realised he might as well enjoy some scrotal clamps at brunch."
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Play on words for "clap your hands". It's a popular visual pun meme on the internet.
If you're happy and you know it clamp your ham
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