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A Pabst Blue Ribbon beer served in a frosty glass with a lemon wedge.
Me in Garth went to the bar to throw back a few Trashy but Classys 🍻it’s an Homagé or as Garth would say Omage
A girl who thinks she has class and morales ,but is really a skank and would cheat on her boyfriend first chance she gets with any any guy who talks to her
Stay away from that classy smut, you're likely to get an STD from her.
a rascal that appears to be classy, and has frequent tea parties, with morgan freeman and men who wear floor length pimp leopard mink frocks with combat boots, where they enjoy tea and pastries at half past three in the afternoon with their grandparents from england.
man, you're such a classy rascal. come to my tea party?
Someone who’s a junkie but also has some class and doesn’t walk around itching like a spinner.
I’m not a junkie, I’m a classy junkie. I still do normal activities, but when the time comes I’m a classy junkie!
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A virus that plays classical music while it fucks you in the ass.
Nate: My computer just randomly started playing music.
Mike: It a classy virus, that plays classical music...
Chris: While it fucks you in the ass.
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Strippers that show up to a bachelor party ready to get naked, offer titty, ass, and vagina shots, but when it comes down to giving private dances they refuse because they are too classy. These strippers usually do very poorly financially and receive even less respect from society.
Tyler: "How was the bachelor party last night"
Pat: "It was alright. The strippers were hot...but they were classy strippers."
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When you avoid harmful substances, provocative activity, and inappropriate dress. This is exceedingly rare among teenagers, so when you find someone "keepin' it classy" congratulate them, because they can have fun without snooping to a trashy level. These people are "too school for cool" and just all around awesome people who have the most fun at parties, cause they're not worried about legal issues.
1. Emily is most certainly NOT keepin' it classy with her short skirt, alchohol consumption, and flirtatious dancing.
2. Nick is keepin' it classy with his tuxedo, ginger ale in hand, and purity ring.
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