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a mixture of dealers and addicts all banded into one cult that decides to bring other people down with them . they make videos of each other while extremely high , wear red a lot which may or may not be significant and tend to flirt WAY out of their league . they are completely in denial about the fact that they are indeed , junkies . the conspiracy consists of -
4. pot heads
2. dealers
1. oblivious Italian
there is also one little prude who thinks she’s hot who possible knows all of the inner workings of the conspiracy .
in no way shape of form am i trying to imply that they are not kind , but its hard to distinguish character traits when you cant tell if the person is blazed or not .
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... pot conspiracy .
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the chinese food restaurant is cheating you out of eggroles, purposly.
listen ching chang, i've had enough of this jk conspiracy 05 and just give me my freaking eggrole.
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Someone who arrives at a conspiracy theory before it's cool or well known-- i.e. before it's posted on Infowars or Reddit.
Ron: "I thought Building 7 was suspicious before Loose Change was even released."
Stefan: "You're such a smart hipster conspiracy theorist."
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An era of the modern 21st century's world of internet where conspiracy and science fought, where conspiracy becomes science. Peaking human IQ levels and descend back down.
The early 2020s exploded with information, greatly outbalancing truth. Sparking The Great Conspiracial Revolution
Tech giants are ground zero for conspiracial information, most of which are absolutely agaisnt science.
An idea that George Bush organized 9/11. It's fucking stupid but it's fun to use in some situations.
Martin hid in a bush while playing hide and seek and yelled:
"I call this technique the 9/11 conspiracy because it involves a bush!"
Credit to a shitty youtuber named Darkk Mane
Conspirators or patsies who join conspiracy theorists with an intent to discredit them in the eyes of the general public.
CT: Presidential election is staged by the Illuminati.
Victim: Surely this cannot be true, let me prove it to you.
CTH: It's true and the Earth is flat and run by lizards.
Victim: Now I won't even bother.
CT: Don't mind him, he's with them, he's a conspiracy theory hijacker.
When you look up your name/your friends name on the urban dictionary and the description is completely accurate which results in you being mind blown. That is the urbandictionary name conspiracy.
*Charlie Sheen looks up his name in the urbandictionary*
The name Charlie is often the name a guy that is bi-winning and has tiger blood is called.
Charlie: Duuude, how did they know?!
Dude: Yeah Charlie, that's the Urbandictionary name conspiracy...
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