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Something that plagues this site and has for a long time.
Most name definitions are exactly the same. Someone name a definition after someone's first or full name and then makes the definition one of two things...
1. A personal attack against someone with that name.
2. Massive praise for someone with that name, usually the person who made the definition.
1. (name) is an evil person who will always stab you in the back, they're fat and disgusting and nobody loves them.
2. (name) is a totally awesome person who loves everyone and can always be trusted.
Name definitions are always that bad, always. Please don't publish them if you are an editor.
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A word added to Urban Dictionary that has never, ever, been used by anyone in real life, but is instead created by one person thinking they are funny. Easy to spot because:
The page has one definition.
You have never heard of said word or phrase before.
Appearing as the word of the day.
Person #1: 'I climbed an organic stairmaster the other day, then I signed on a neverendum.'
Person #2: 'Stop trying to make words up, you dumbshit. Nobody finds it funny when you make a fake definition. Help yourself to some cyanide.'
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1994, Oasis & possibly the greatest debut album by any band or artist ever.
the track listing is
1. Rock 'n' roll star
2. Shakermaker
3. Live forever
4. Up in the sky
5. Columbia
6. Supersonic
7. Bring it on down
8. Cigarettes & alcohol
9. Digsy's dinner
10. Slide away
11. Married with children
12.Sad Song ( On Lp versions )
The Album which marked the start of the Brit Pop Era.
Noel thinks that definitely maybe is the greatest debut album ever, and wonders why people think morning glory is so much better. Why buy Morning Glory when you can buy definitely maybe. Or if your mad fer it why not buy both?
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A masturbatory definition is a self-definition written by someone with a low self esteem or a huge ego. These definitions almost always exaggerate the attractiveness and/or sexual prowess of the subject. They are so named not because they involve a person actually jacking off to their definition (although they often do), but rather because, like masturbation itself, they serve no purpose other than satisfying the one person involved. Urban Dictionary is rife with these definitions, despite the "don't name your friends" policy, presumably because people who write masturbatory definitions have no friends.
Jack showed his peers the masturbatory definition he wrote for himself last night in hopes that they would find him a little more bearable.
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An Urban Dictionary definition about politics.
Usually biased, it tends to have a neat-ish balance of likes and dislikes.
*a political definition*
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"perfectly balanced, as all things should be"
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Awesome, Amazing, Spectacular, Wonderful, Lovely, Beautiful, Fascinating, Incredible, Marvelous, Shocking, and Stunning.
In short, the most amazing person you will ever meet ;)
Wow, you are the Definition of Haley
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The best definition displayed for the word or phrase you type into the Urban Dictionary.
"When I typed in Electro Pudding, it gave me the Top Definition!"
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