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The smaller version of cherry creek high school in which parents pay the school to ensure that their child will not fail.
Student to Teacher Ratio: around 12:1
Tuition: a lot
Personalities: no varieties just mock creekers
Location:across the street from the guy who determines snow days for Kent Denver
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One of the best football teams ever!!!
They are the best along with...the....
MIAMI DOLPHINS,
THE COLTS,
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
AND THAT IS IT!
*watching the Super Bowl*
Me: Aw...I wanted the Broncos to be in the Super Bowl. =(
Patriots Lover: AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! MY AWESOME PATRIOTS BEAT YOU!
Me: SHUT UP!
Patriots Lover: NO.
Me: The Denver Broncos players shall kill you.
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when a couple scissor fuck while taking a shit on each other thus creating a denver chilliburger.
yo i went to your house looking for you and i walked in on your mom doing the denver chilliburger with the maid.
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The act of extracting Rocky Mountain Oysters from one's anus with a finger and a little help from the sphincter muscle (depending on how big they are and how tight the anus is).
"You know sweetie, we should take some of these Rocky Mountain Oysters home so we can do a Denver Dugout."
"What's that involve pumpkin?"
"It's a surprise, trust me, you'll like it."
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the act of sucking the shit out of someones puckering asshole, and eating it and vomiting it back up and jacking off with the vomit, after jacking off, the mixer of semen and regurgitated shit is poured into a cup, and dumped all over a baby.
i gave that bitch a denver donut!
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When a girl is giving you a blowjob in a hot tub and she comes up for air, you punch her in the face and send her back down.
Upon learning that my wife was cheating on me with my mechanic, she got a bloody nose from the Denver Dunker.
Stan: Why was your wife at the hospital last night?
Terry: Things got out of hand really quick, I had to give her the denver dunker?
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Something fun looking that, beyond all other perceptions, will at the very least fuck you up - for better or worse. Dirived from the THC candies sold in Colorado despensaries.
Well she's a Denver raspberry if I've ever seen one.
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