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(1) A diet wherein humans eat a lot of pork.
(2) What pigs eat.
(2) I went to John Ball Park Zoo in Grand Rapids, Michigan (USA). While in the Petting Zoo, I saw an example of the pork diet. A goat was walking around shitting fecal milk duds, and a pig was following close behind gobbling them up as soon as they hit the ground!
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When an Awesome friend starts dating a girl and changes himself so much that he is no longer himself, Thus becoming the Diet Coke version of himself.
Clint: Adam we should invite Nate out to the bars with us!!
Adam: I dunno...He's going to invite his girlfriend and when she's around he's like the Diet Coke of Nate!!
Clint: Oh what a Diet Bro!
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abstaining from myspace for a specified period of time.
its stupid to be on a myspace diet because you don't know what's going on with your friends, favorite bands, and television shows.
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Chester: I'm going to kick you ass for some reason!
Simon: Please, sir, I'm a diabetic!
Chester: Okay, sport. I respect your ailment. Okay, now just give me your arm. It's indian-burn time!
Simon: Wow you really opened a can of Diet whoopass on me! I recognize!
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Not having time to eat between studying, sleeping, and working.
The college diet is in full effect at universities.
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The most horrible drink known to man and pinapple kind!
A gift you are given if you are an alcoholic, Santa Claus becomes a zombie and you absolutely despise of Christmas.
"Tom got given diet smirnoff for Christmas"
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