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Dave Perez, of Perez Perspective, known for holding off on Foley, telling their story and setting up a green screen that could take you to the moon. He left us not too long ago but we hold tight to his memory by only eating unintelligent animals, rating the parking jobs and avoiding carcinogens like pizza and hot coffee.
Should I eat this lamb chop?
No man, DP said he met a lamb once and it was one of the smartest creatures he's ever encountered.
Oh shit! How about turkey?
Turkeys are dumb af. Down the hatch it goes!
District President
The most prestigious title bestowed upon a member of a District
Billy and Hai will give DP to anyone worthy of it
The DPS once tried to include Ebonics as a Foreign Language.
The name for any type of person who showers once a year (if that), rapes his girlfriend, sells drugs, gets home schooled because it's cool, chiefs your own weed, and tries to hit on freshman girls in high school. A general all around scumbag if you will. It can be one or all of these traits, or any combination of two or more.
Wow dude, way to be a fucking DP.