eat pant

The short version of Eat my shorts. Used to emphasize winning or complete negation of a point

“Haha boyo 3-1 EAT PANT”

“Oh eat pant penguins can’t fly”

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Eat and heat

To stimulate sexually via oral sex.

All I had to do with Wonda was eat and heat!

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eating machine

a person who eats too much way too fast.

Keith: Whoa...Kelsey. slow down. you're grossing me out.

Kelsey: CAN'T.....STOP.....EATING!!!

Keith: Holy crap. you are an eating machine!!

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eat the groceries

Eating ass, tongue punching the fart box...licking the fartbox

I was going down on bae and she asked if i eat the groceries

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Re-eat

The intentional consumption of emesis; usually not one's own.

The cat puked on the carpet last night. I didn't clean it up, because I knew the dog would re-eat it by morning.

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Defensive Eating

Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.

Matt’s mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after Matt finished a 12-inch sub. In order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food.

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Going to eat

When a girl agrees to go to eat with a boy because she wants attention from someone new

Girl 1: “Hey, what are your plans for tomorrow?”
Girl 2: “I’m going to eat with Logan”