ewe - turn

1) A sheep gang bang, 2) A man who has given up on chicks and moved on to sheep, 3) An overly hairy lover.

1) Dude, I can't believe we had a ewe - turn last night, 2) opps, I got drunk and made a ewe - turn last night, 3) wow, you are a hot ewe - turn!

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ew wtf

When a person openly shows their disgust towards an individual's outer appearance (Typically used in social media comments).

Guy 1: Hey dude see this chick, she ugly af
Guy 2: ew wtf
Guy 1: Yeah i know right?

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EWE-FEMBOY

A EWE-FEMBOY is a natural disease within the Roblox community called "Extreme War Experience". You will be plagued with this disease when you first join the Extreme War Experience server, the symptoms once catching this disease will be:

1) Turning your Profile Picture into a Girl.
2) Acting as a femboy.
3) Starting to say cringe words. (ex: Uwu, OWO, Ah!~)
4) Starting to grow fat.

THERE ARE NO CURES FOR THIS DISEASE.

"Uwu I love you!~ toawstr you're my love! I love you Toawst! You're such a submissive femboy owo!~" - A EWE-FEMBOY

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Crum-Ewing

A Boss, a genius, an amazing lover, a man with a huge cock, eats pussy better then any other. simply the best type of man you could be

man o man i wish i could be a Crum-Ewing they get all the ladies and are so fucking cool

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Ew My God

Combination of "ew" and "oh my god." Used when someone is both grossed out and surprised by something.

"Ew my god! She asked an eighth grader to winter formal?!"

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Baa Ram Ewe

The actual spelling of the secret words that help Babe the Sheep-pig communicate with the unfamiliar sheep at the finale of BABE.

I have no idea what it means in urban speak; I just couldn't stanf seeing its spelling so mangled.

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EW POO WATER

(Scene: ken fights barry in bathroom. There was more but urban dictionary’s 1500 character limit was there so..)
When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal.
You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor.

“WaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdES” a small voice peeps. You don’t care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL.

Barry says something but you’re not listening. You’re focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee.

“IVE GOT ISSUES” YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER.

“AKDJRKSIWJDJFOR” says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well!
“Well, well, well,” you joke, “royal flush!”
“You’re bluffing” says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die.

“Am I?” You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out?
“Surfs up dude” he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water.

Water.
From.
The.
Toilet.
No. This can’t be happening. It can’t be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth.

There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question.

“EW POO WATER!”

“Haha surfs up dude”
“EW POO WATER!”