EW POO WATER

(Scene: ken fights barry in bathroom. There was more but urban dictionary’s 1500 character limit was there so..)
When a small rubber duck hits your forehead, you know. The fun and games are over. Time for lethal.
You pick up the fallen shower head from the bathtub floor.

“WaTeRbUg nOT TaKInG sIdES” a small voice peeps. You don’t care, so you ignore the small roach. You turn the shower setting to your favorite... LETHAL.

Barry says something but you’re not listening. You’re focused om one thing and one thing only: kill. That. Bee.

“IVE GOT ISSUES” YOU YELL, AND PRESS THE TRIGGER.

“AKDJRKSIWJDJFOR” says Barry, and falls directly into the toilet. Things are going well!
“Well, well, well,” you joke, “royal flush!”
“You’re bluffing” says Barry, but you can see the fear in his eyes. He knows. You know. He will die.

“Am I?” You chuckle, reaching for the flush button. You turn it, and the water begins to rumble. You have no regrets. You look down into the toilet as Barry screams, being sucked down. He grabs a nail file and somehow... surfs his way out?
“Surfs up dude” he says as he jumps out and splashes you with some water.

Water.
From.
The.
Toilet.
No. This can’t be happening. It can’t be. But it is. You eyes squint, your hands instinctively protect your face. A little bit of water gets in your mouth.

There. What do you say? What do you do? There is only one answer to this question.

“EW POO WATER!”

“Haha surfs up dude”
“EW POO WATER!”

Bergen Bunny

Cutie. Along with the North Bergen Critters, these hot, juicy, and cute bunnies are being bullied by the evil corporate lawyers(Layton t Montgomery) at the North Bergen Liberty Generating Facility in New Jersey.

What is the hottest bunny on earth?
Why the Bergen Bunny of course

Gnomeo and Juliet

A movie based on Romeo and Juliet but with gnomes. It is a great movie and I find it to be saucy as well as resplendent. Thanks for reading my definition!

Do you want to watch gnomeo and Juliet
Yeah

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Hubble Space Telescope

What is the Hubble Space Telescope? Well, I looked it up on Wikipedia and it gives you an overview of Hubble’s life. They say “Hubble was launched in 1990” and “it can take extremely high resolution images.” Huh. They didn’t let me edit the Wikipedia page, so here we are. Let me tell you, Hubble is so much more than anything that some researcher can write on a page. Let’s start with the basics: it’s a very big peepee in space. If that’s not enough for you, consider the fact that the Hubble Space Telescope is indisputably the thiccest satellite so far. 24 THOUSAND POUNDS OF HUBBLE. It’s so beautiful I could cry. And not only that, it’s speeding along at OVER FIVE MILES PER SECOND. That’s right people, miles per second. That’s faster that an ambulance. Now, I know this definition isn’t supposed to be that long. I also know that this probably won’t get published. But I had to try. I had to write about Hubble. I love you Hubble. Always.

“Hey what’s the coolest thing in the world?”
“Haha, the Hubble Space Telescope, of course!”

WPP

The Weenus Poker People.

Person 1: Hey can I poke your weenus
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: *pokes weenus*
Person 2: Ohhhhh yeahhhhh ohhhhhh yeahhhhh
Person 1: we are the WPP
Person 2: yes pls

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2 kool 4 skool

When someone holds so much swag that not even the thickest of teachers can control them.

“He’s so cool”
“Yeah he’s 2 kool 4 skool”
(Talking about moto moto)

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