n: that website that EVERYONE is on to see what's going on with people
v: to send somebody something over Facebook
n: I need to go on Facebook tonight!
v: Don't worry, I'll Facebook it to you later.
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(verb): To slap oneself in the face with a book; much in the same manner as facepalm, but with a more "kill-me-now" sort of attitude, as opposed to one of just mere disappointment.
When he saw his best friend and ex-girlfriend epically screw up their date, he gave no verbal responses - only a depressed sigh and a massive facebook.
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1) cocaine, white, "cool stuff"
Dude, are trying to do some facebook tonight?
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only 50 year old moms use this to heart live, laugh, love pictures and the stupidly popular minion memes.
also if you have it and your like, 7, your parents were probably on crack and done with the world to let their child have any form of social media.
karen: "wow! this facebook meme is so funny!"
"your fucking retarded."
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1.Thing to be blame why you fail your exams
2.Where wanksers feel they are thugs
3. A place to store your everyday life
1.OMG! I forgot to review my notes I get exams @ the morning all becos I was uploading some bunch of party photos! Damn?
2.Moron1#wall# damn dwag ma party was Hot wit da fat ass chicks
Moron2#reply# but u neve had party as long as ur retard pap is in da house
Moron1#call# what wrong wit u? U mess my wall! I wanna feel like real G
3.#facebook timeline#Awwww I can't spleep I had a nitemare or I didn't took ma bath?
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1. to make a hard shoot in someones face
2. an expression you can read off sum1 face
3. a new expression for asking for head,blow job,knowledge,brains,neck,bj,
1. after a made basket in basketball yell out "FACEBOOK"
2. damn ya boy got that facebook right now he look like he gonna puke.
3. yo ma whats good with that facebook later
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When your mad at someone and you hit them in the face with a book
Matt was getting on my nerves so I facebooked him
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