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fecal-Rembrandts

An mentally unstable artist who is especially talented, but due to his chosen medium (i.e. feces) will never be widely observed.

"Think of how many loonies will never be recognized because their art is made of blood and feces and is less enjoyable because of it. So many fecal-Rembrandts will die in obscurity." - singasongofsixpins

by DESIGNATION UNKNOWN January 6, 2014


fecal delivery

When a crazy person, often a female celebrity, purposely or while under the influence of substances, defecates in another crazy person or celebrity’s bed; often used as a legal term to avoid saying “shit the bed” in a court of law; a suitable medical term synonym for “bowel movement” if you want to get your doctor to laugh.

Johnny said, “Your honor, I woke up and discovered that Amber left yet another fecal delivery in my bed! It was definitely not from the dog, trust me, I know a dog pile when I see one!”

by PBR Defined This, Yer Welcome! April 27, 2022


fecal flower

The splatter from a bowel movement that leaves evidence on the inside of the toilet bowl.

Cheryl, having ate too much processed food the day before, had a bowel movement that left a fecal flower on the inside of the toilet bowl.

by aretegroup May 7, 2017


Fecal Friday

When you save up a few days worth of shit for a mighty Friday send-off.

Person 1: Hey, just checking if you’re doing alright health wise? I’ve noticed that you haven’t been as regular on your bathroom trips this week.
Person 2: oh, don’t worry about me, just saving up for a Fecal Friday.

by Snaguage November 11, 2021


Fecal Firestorm

A test of true strength.

This challenge involves coating the inside of the bowl with air freshener, along with the surrounding perimeter of the toilet itself, then proceeding to light the bowl and perimeter on fire. The participant must then execute a business poop, and attempt to escape the flaming can alive, while still performing the regular duties of taking a shit.

See also: Bubble Challenge

"Hey! Where'd my new can of Febreze go?"
"Sorry John, we used it in the most recent round of Fecal Firestorm."

"I bet I could beat up that guy at the bar."
"Careful, he's survived a Fecal Firestorm."

by nohballs December 6, 2019


fecal fairy

a person who leaves fecal matter behind where it shouldnt be

gramps had a visit from the fecal fairy.

by Tenacious P & Swamp Ass January 8, 2005

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Fecal Reimbursement

The act of defacating on another being after they have recently passed stool in an attempt to restore or "reimburse them."

"After that big shit i took i was dying toget some Fecal Reimbursement"

by Tai Mai shoo December 17, 2008

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