guit-fiddle

A guitar. Pronounced (GIT-fiddle)

Wow man, you play a mean guit-fiddle!

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fiddle sticks

fiddle sticks are long, slender wooden (usually) sticks that are used to accompany a violinist or fiddler. The fiddle sticks player stands to the right of the fiddler and taps the sticks on the fiddler's strings, much as in the style of a hammered dulcimer.

"Get away from me with those damned fiddle sticks, you nut. I'm trying to play Bach's Chaccone!"

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chicken fiddle

The moment when you realize you don't have time for this.

Example Dialogue:

A: "Hey are you ready for the test today? "
B: "Chicken fiddle"

B went home and wasted away.

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fiddle fat

A term coined by someone in a discord server, quite literally means every curse word in the English language, into one word

"lmao i fucked your mom kid" "Fiddle fat."

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Fiddle bum

Term used to describe a person who always has his/her fingers in the anus. The person may do it for the simple pleasure of 'getting' that itch or because they are exactly just that - fiddle bums. Some also like to sniff their fingers after getting in *deep*
Can also be used as fiddle butt to describe somebody who does that in public. Fiddle fingers nail- nail or finger that has traces of being in the ass

Jammie: Hey Jack, what the hell do you think your doing?
Jack: Nothing man. Just scratching. Nothing wrong with that *shrugs*
John: walks by and says fiddle bum and walks of laughing!
Jammie to Jack: You always were a fiddle bum/ass/fingers/nail

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Fiddling Meathead

1. One who is exceedingly ignorant and does retarded things.

2. Being called a "Fiddling Meathead" automatically gives you the title of a dimwit with an uneducated mind.

3. Activities that lead to someone being called this are highly amusing and will someday become professional sports.

You are a "Fiddling Meathead" if...

- You pass out during a party hammered and wake up a few hours later Air Fiddling to music..

- You make dangerous videos with shopping carts to one day create a masterpiece..

-You quote Evil Betty by saying things like "Lemur go hmphh hmphh".. or "IM JUST A BIRDY TOOOO"..

-You create a handshake involving Air Fiddling, screaming YEEEEEEEAAAAA!, and acting like someone with turrets (hmmpphhhh!)

- And many more....

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Fiddle Diddle

any sexual expirence with another person

bob fiddle diddled brittany behind jessica's back.

joe and megan were fiddle diddling in the back seat of joe's car.

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