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Relationship filter

When a couple can no longer see the wrong in each other unless they are mad or wish to ignore all of the problems in their relationship because they can make it work with their love, instead of working it out, and they are unwilling to admit to any issues within their relationship. Another instance of this is when someone in a relationship insists that their relationship is true love, no matter how long they have been together or known one another.

"Suzi has such a bad case of relationship filter, she can't even see that she's being abused..."

by Donkei June 17, 2017


spam-filter

A:) A protective barrier around an individual used to block out annoying people. This concept, while started for emails, is extended to more personal means of communication. B:) A more hip and modern version of shit-list

Person A: Hey, why don't you pick up that call.
Person B: Chris is on spam-filter until he gets his act together.

"I'm warning you, If you don't stop being such an ass, you're going right into my spam-filter"

by DCPY September 22, 2006

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International Filter

1. When a person's nationality or accent acts as a filter and obstructs the traits of said person's real personality and attributes

2. When two people form a relationship with one another from different nationalities and its obvious that at least one of them is a bit of a git, however the other person doesn't see them as they really are because of the international filter. Most commonly at play when one of them has a strong accent.

3. Sometimes also referred to as 'Ethnic Filter'

1.
Alice: "I can't believe that Jessica managed to score that hot Frenchman! Doesn't he see that she is a bit of a loserface?"
Kate: "No, the international filter does not allow him to see that"

2.

Bob: "I just don't get why those two are together?! They have nothing in common and he just smokes pot all day"
Mary: "yeah, I know, but I think they are both victims of the international filter"

3.
When Penelope Cruz dated Tom Cruise, the international filter did not allow her to immediately see that he was a sad little man/control freak tosser

3.
Irish people do not think Jimeoin is funny

by Daphne750 April 1, 2010

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ferrario filter

When a person exaggerates what really happened by about 3 or 4 notches.

"Dude, Steve called me and said that he was at a party and like 15 people came up to him and said they thought I was awesome!" After I applied the ferrario filter it meant that 1 person asked how he was doing.

by yourlastchance October 8, 2011

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filter face

An average-to-unattractive person who relies on social media photo filters to drastically improve his/her appearance.

"I was excited to meet that girl from OkCupid - she looked SO hot in her pictures - but she turned out to be a real filter face. Total disappointment."

"Sure, his new girlfriend looks pretty on Instagram, but have you met her? She's got a serious case of filter face."

Tai: Do you think she's pretty?
Cher: No, she's a full-on filter face.
Tai: What's a filter face?
Cher: It's better in pictures, see? On social media, it's OK, but in-person, it's a big old mess.

by okk385 May 27, 2014

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doggie filter

Doggie filter, a filter used by thots

"Yo,that thot using a doggie filter"

by Yung grizzly September 4, 2017

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Smoking the filter

An act during fellatio going further than necessary or possible, taking not just the entire penis into the mouth but the scrotum or testicles as well.

Derived from times that a smoker takes so much from a cigarette they burn through the tobacco and start inhaling burnt filter as well.

She was so horny she deepthroated it and started smoking the filter

by Organdude June 18, 2020

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