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A thing a guy does to their girlfriend when they're too much of a pussy to fuck them
"God man, grow balls and fuck Angela, stop fingering her."
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When used in a context other than referring to 3rd base: Describing an incapacitated state, generally due to but not restricted to the use of ecstasy.
Fuck'n hell, I was so fingered last night.
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A nick name given to a boy who stuck his finger in a dog's butthole at a friend's birthday party!
A:Hey FINGER!
B: Man i was little when that happened!
A: you are still FINGER!
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To sign an NHL player to a ridiculously dumb contract.
The Leafs just gave another old player a Finger type contract. Haha.
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A finger is a person that keeps telling someone to put their dick away.
John: Hmmm, what should we do now?
Finger: John, put your dick away John.
John: What?
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Finger is a word meaning dick when you don’t want to say dick
And his finger looked oddly crooked
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Verb: to use the touch screen of your iPhone, iPad or Ipod Touch.
Gerard was busy fingering his iPhone in response to an SMS he received from his girlfriend Amy.
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