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Individuals who eat a great deal of fiber usually have remnants of this indigestible material present in their stool: lettuce, celery strands, etc. Scat floss is a new oral hygene technique wherein one individual shits in another individual's mouth. The shitee chews on the warm, viscous shit and in the process has their teeth flossed by the fibrous strands contained within the massive, oozing load.
Caleb examined his mouth in the mirror, frustration oozing from every pore. "Great veal florentine, Delmonico," Caleb lisped to his effeminate lover, "but now I have these silly portabello mushrooms stuck between my teeth!"
Delmonico did not say a word. He merely stood up, brushed off his Prada jeans, and pranced quickly to Caleb's side. Delmonico placed a manicured hand on Caleb's girlish shoulder and pushed him into a kneeling position with the calm agression that a lioness uses to bathe her newborn cubs.
With wide, moist eyes like a majestic deer, Caleb opened his mouth wide, ready to accept Delmonico's spicy meat pole.
"Not this time, princess," said Delmonico with a Richard Simmons squeal.
"It's time for you to clean out your filthy little mouth!"
Delmonico quickly pulled down his jeans and Bill Blass silk bikini underwear. He placed his gaping, blown-out anus over Caleb's mouth and squeezed out a 9-inch long log that contained the remnants of yesterday's Nicoise salad.
As Caleb chewed and chomped with the delight of a squirell with a sunflower seed, Delmonico let Mr. Foofer, the couples' prized Shi Tzu, lick his dripping asshole clean.
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A product constantly pushed by the dental profession to become popular with the average human. Unfortunatly no one ever uses it and is constantly harassed by dentists who recieve gifts from the floss company to advertise and insist people use their product.
Dentist: I see you do not use dental floss.
Man: Yes i just don't have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
Dentist: Oh well uhh... YOU HAVE GINGEVITUS THEN!!
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When one wakes up after being teabagged and commences to floss his or her teeth with the pubic hairs left in his or her mouth.
After he was done pubic flossing, he coughed up a furball.
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1: (noun) A drying device, e.g: a towel, used in the act of chode-flossing.
2: (verb) The act of passing a drying device, e.g: a towel, to and fro repeatedly between ones legs against one's chode for the purpose of drying the targeted region.
E.G: (v)
A: Oh my god, dude! I think Catherine might have chode-flossed with my bath towel this morning!
B: Why do you think that?
A: There's red pubes all over it!
B: Oh dude, that's fucking sick.
E.G: (n)
A: So yeah, man, I need to make a trip to Bed Bath and Beyond to pick up some chode-floss.
B: Good plan, dude. I'd do the same.
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pubic hair caught between your teeth after oral sex
She smiled at him afterwards, totally unaware she was showing the georgia floss.
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The little bits of food matter that fly out your mouth while flossing your teeth
The mirror in his bathroom was gross because it was splattered with floss shrapnel.
The act of running someone's used floss, that contains small pieces of food that were left behind in the person's teeth, through your own mouth.
Person 1: "I am starving."
Person 2: "How much to floss kabob Jim with his nasty yellow teeth after eating a plate full of raw shrimp?"
Person 1: "I'm not THAT hungry!"