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U.S. Navy expression referring to the conjugal act. i.e. the place where the genitalia engage.
last friday night my girlfriend and I took a ride to function junction.
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Someone who has a stable job, disposable income and active lifestyle but does not have a primary residence.
Joe has chosen to be High-Functioning Homeless. He works and goes out with friends all the time and when he’s not traveling (like a boss), he sleeps in a trailer or at an AirBnB.
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How to get bitches on bitches on bitches - a singularity of bitches
Last night, I showed off how to transform Maxwell's equations to some hoes and I got a Dirac Delta Function of them
If a conjunction, the answer is "To join words and sentences."
Also a horrible pick-up line at bars.
Eugene: What's your function here?
Melvin: I oversee major projects and aid in the development of minor ones.
Tony: Hey baby, what's your function?
Tony is promptly slapped by Tina.
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When you're in so much shit, or at least think you are, that you can't do anything, except breathing, that is needed to live.
I need to get out of bed today but I can't even function.
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a person who is mentally retarded, but can be propped up through staged appearances in limited contexts and posed in a variety of situations. High functioning attributes include an ability to overreact to real or imagined threats, denial through distraction and frequent changes of subject. May serve as cover to con-schemes when place in position of authority. Has no self awareness and therefore no ability to feel shame or guilt. Overconfidence is mistaken for strength in people with this disability. Religion is often cited in order to maintain cohesiveness and order. HFR's in positions of power attract highly loyal Sheeple followers. HFR's tend to live the paradox of the self guided puppet, yet require input from non HFR's for their material.
George W. Bush is both the commander in cheif and the poster boy for all high functioning retards.
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Jon Jon lets go to a function in Ocean City, It’s National Function Day
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