A bunch of hair that covers your dick. When the pubic hair is longer than penis.
Wow man that's a nice hairy Garage Dick.
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If 'garage sale' was an innuendo for anal sex I would snicker more on weekends
When a skier/snowboarder wipes out HARD. Usually results in eqipment going one way, clothes and goggles going another way, and the actual person eating shit.
Guy 1 on the chairlift: Dude did you see that shit!
Guy 2 on the chairlift: I know man, poor guy had a complete garage sale.
Similar to a Trap house but instead your getting high in your friends garage while his dad is taking a nap. Your spitting on the floor and lighting shit on fire. Your trap garaging!
"Hey Joe we going to the trap garage after six period"
"Hell yeah! I have some swishers we can smoke"
When you tape the bottom of an open beer can on the metal bar on the inside of your garage door, hit the button to open the door and stand under the can and drink the beer as it pours out.
Q: “Why are you covered in beer?” A: “We were just garage dooring and only half of the beer spilled on me!”
When a girl is having her time of the month. It just sounds more pleasant than saying . Hey, I've got my period. Or the lame ass , aunt flo is here. And using the word car as another term for tampon is even better than saying tampon.
I can't believe my garage is full. Can you goto the store and get me some cars please?