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Chasing a bourbon with a margarita
The bourbon was too strong with me; I had to go full genital Jackson.
When two consenting adults allow their private parts to dirty dance like Patrick Swayze.
Khleo and his girl left early to do the "GENITAL TANGO"
Painful inflammation of the sexual organs due to infection introduced by the bite of a common tick. Symptoms include yellowish-green curd-like discharge from the sweat glands of the genital region, crippling pain, and general embarassment due to the infected patient's tendency to walk bow-legged during the entire six weeks the bacteria is present in the victim's system. Caucasian males in uniform are particularly susceptible to the disease.
The treatment cycle involves thrice-daily injections of hooch (i.e., fermented juice from sourdough bread starter). Treatment cycle is reduced by immediate dose of 1 tsp of black pepper, followed by 1 tsp of cayenne pepper within 12 hours of initial tick bite.
This feels like someone smashed your balls up against a rock with a rusty sledgehammer, so don't get bit.
I went for a walk with my dog and got genital meglomalisima. I hope I do not ruin too many pairs of jeans during my treatment.
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The washcloth one uses to clean up following The Deed.
He said, “Wait, don’t wash your face with that. It’s the genital rag.”
She said, “Wow, thanks. That was a close one.”
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A small bump on the genitals caused by a common sexually transmitted infection.
Genital warts are a common sexually transmitted infection caused by the human papillomavirus (HPV).
Please don't be talking about my parts you got Genital warts back off not in the mood for shit
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The act of using ones genital warts as a biological weapon against one's enemies and resulting in said person (or persons, if case need be) getting 0wn3d.
I just used Genital Wartage to infect your father, who in turn infected your sister. I believe that calls for cake.
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Michael Jackson has something to do with it 🤔🤷🙄
look up youtube, moose genitals
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