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When one is so high that when one giggles the rectum is forced open by a large amount of force which causes one to spray SHIT from the anus hole to a range of up to 11.6 feet.
sassy: OI MATE ya fuckin druggo, last night was all fuckin shits and gigs
lez: bloody oath M8 even Norton was gettin into it!
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When you cant stop laughing at a black comedian.
yo man i saw dave chapelle last nite i could NOT stop gig niggling at the fool
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"Is u rollin?" ... bitch I might be... "Girl he gigged up!" .... bitch I might be
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Gig, short for gigabyte, pigs are notorious for stealing all your gigabytes of shared data on your data share plan for both your smartphones. They usually sit at home wasting it on emulators and netflix, so by the time you try to download YOUR netflix movie, up goes your phone bill, courtesy of the gig pig.
My boyfriend is such a gig pig, I didn't even have enough data to download one single song!
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I petted 14 frogs yesterday when I went frog gigging.
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Used to describe someone who is having an unusual amount of drama and bad luck all at the same time. (I encountered this expression on YouTube, actual origin unknown)
Did you hear about Joe? He’s really going through the gig right now.
Sheela na gigs are an exemplar of architectural grotesques. These grotesque examples frequent many medieval churches and other famous buildings throughout Europe; they are thought to ward off evil and death, and some argue that they may be a warning against concupiscence. Some contend that they are fertility symbols; however, one look at a Sheela na gig would surely cure lust; and, undoubtedly cause the stiffest dick to wilt without fail. Sheelas', typically, present as a female figure with gaping vulvas and scarily distorted features. One of the most exceptional examples is the "witch on the wall" in Fethard county Tipperary Ireland. She is said to have guarded the town by preventing the big-dicked Norman army from crossing a local bridge and pillaging the village.
What person in their right mind would traverse that bridge into Sheela's gaping black hole and have his Johnson subject to her perverted predilections?
If you cross that bridge, the Sheela na gig will shrivel your Johnson!