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Jack off into your belly button then have your girl suck it out..
Dude i totally gave your girl a gopher jelloshot!!!
Noun: A minty cylindrical chocolate coated treat you can find in a candy isle that you eat when you watch the live action Mulan. After the box is eaten you can use the left over cardboard to turn yourself into a mole gopher.
Adjective: Used to describe bumps on skin and hair. Also can be used to describe tears or droplets of water.
She has a mole gopher on her head! (Referring to a bun)
Look at those mole gophers on her cheek (she's crying and it's her tears)
Man those mole gophers were good, and now I look like a mole gopher too!
The act of pulling on one’s penis to break The Suspensory Ligament and permanently increasing the length of the penis.
Girl 1: “where did Owen go?”
Girl 2: “I think he went gopher tugging for us.”
a turd coming out that gets stuck because it is frozen. Often occuring when it is cold.
Ryan was crying because he had a swedish gopher and couldn't finish crapping.
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An almost extinct animal by means of not having adapted by evolution to become webfooted
Betty/Jughead,
Archie 4 Veronica,
Betty 4 Archie,
Veronica vs Betty,
Jughead is Available,
mosaic pgs,
Free download of web browser
Gopher -> find another name for gopher , enter page no. to select when searching, you name it, gopher it.
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When you go to wipe after taking a dump and shit gets all over your fingers.
Did you smell that shit in the bathroom? That dude must have been gopher wiping.
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A turd that is poking its head out of ur ass.
I have to drop this colon gopher before I shit my pants. "I have skid marks in my under Roos from that colon gopher poking his head out"
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