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n. A low-ranking employee who is made to do the bidding of their superiors. So-called because they are often running around doing various small tasks.
I have no job security. I'm just a gopher!
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A system that pre-dates the World Wide Web for organizing and displaying files on Internet servers. A Gopher server presents its contents as a hierarchically structured list of files. With the ascendance of the Web, many gopher databases were converted to Web sites which can be more easily accessed via Web search engines.
Gopher was developed at the University of Minnesota and named after the school's mascot. Two systems, Veronica and Jughead, let you search global indices of resources stored in Gopher systems.
Before search engines I'would look for porn on a gopher.
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1) n. Small cute ground-dwelling rodent often used as a target by young folk possessed of small-bore rifles and a sense of entitlement.
2) n. Any person who is the target of the wrath, animosity etc. of a superior, teacher etc.
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I am not going into the sales meeting unless an intern shows up. I do not want to be the gopher.
Word that.
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(verb intransitive)
At the office, to peek over the cubicle wall, like a gopher peering out of its hole or rising on hind legs to peer over an obstruction.
I was at my desk playing Tetris when Al gophered over the cubicle and asked to borrow my stapler.
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a gopher is what smacks your undies when you wait to long to do a shit; also what bashes your undies when you show off to much during a farting competition.
i was at the shopping centre and to impress the guys i farted at the check out and a gopher bashed my undies.
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a somewhat round furry organism with a furry nose and a furry rump. they usually break things and fall madly in love with one other organism almost to the point of being psychotic
That gopher must be exterminated
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An evil rodent that spreads the evil monkey pox disease. They have sold their souls to their satanic leaders- the monkeys- in exchange for eternal dominion over their arch nemesis: the weasels.
I bought a gopher at the petshop. Then I contracted monkey pox and died.
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