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bring me the horizon

A band from the UK that is overrated but plays an intense live show and act JUST LIKE ALL THE 80'S BANDS that everybody likes.
For example, uh, Nikki Sixx? Yeah. Was meeting with some manager label person whatever, and had sex with the guys girlfriend flat out on the table in front of him a few minutes after they'd met.
Does anybody give HIM shit?
Not that its right, but I mean, come the fuck on, stop trying to target a band for getting success because your shitty band hasn't made it past playing to your parents.

Even if half of them are stupid prats, BMTH has a solid, dedicated fan base and shitty bands just don't get that.
If they were sell-outs or a label-made band, the people that they're trying to fool (aka their current fans) are the first ones to know when shits fake and when they have sold out and criticize the fuck out of them.
Bring Me The Horizon have a solid, fantastic sound and you're just pissed because you couldn't ever do anything they have because you suck.

BMTH is a fucking fantastic band, and anybody who thinks otherwise is missing out.:)

bring me the hair straighteners girl: OH MY GAHHHHD ALL YOU FAKE SCENE KIDS ARE SO DUMB FOR LIKING BRING ME THE HORIZONNNN. REAL SCENE KIDS LIKE ME HATE THEM OMGZZZ.
me: fake scene kids and real scene kids need to go fucking die.

by parker, yeh? January 21, 2008

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bring me the horizon

Bring me the horizon.
Other wise known as Bring me the hair straighteners.
Are by far the worst band going.
Try hard scene kids "lovezzz" BMTH when they don't really.
They listen to bring me the horizon to look cool and fit in.
Oli Sykes the front man, wears more make-up than a drag queen.
He is a very stereotypical scene kid.
Too much make up, crap hair, tight clothes, and hes in a screamy "brutal" band.
He is also an arrogant fucker!

Most REAL scene kids, dont like BMTH cause they have sense.
The FAKE ones love BMTH. The boys want to be Oli and the girls want to sleep with him. (I wouldn't want to get his foundation on me)

Oli also owns drop dead clothing - I don't like that either.

FAKE SCENE KID: "I'm going to see Bring me the horizon tonight"
FAKE SCENE KID2: "OMGZZZZ I'M LIKE SO JEALOUS, OLI SYKES IS SOOOOOOO HOTT"
FAKE SCENE KID "yeah I know i'd tap him"
REAL SCENE KID: "BMTH are rubbish, you want to listen to real music AND Oli Sykes isnt good looking, sort it out"

by HORROR™ March 23, 2007

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horizon middle school

Horizon middle school known as hms or hzms has a good school rating but it students and teachers do not stand up to it. Hms or hzms it a very annoying school 99.9% of the people (including teachers) are hella fake PERIOD! what's said is done. Tbh the teacher/ staff do the wrong things for the wrong moments like osrs!

Me: * in a horizon middle school class shaking pixie stick , not opening nor eating it*
Teacher: minor infraction!!

*next day*
Me:so did the minor go in??
Teacher:no actually u are getting a referral.
Me:....wtf.

by This is all true. April 26, 2019


Laundry Event Horizon

The point at which one can no longer avoid doing the laundry.

i.e. all shirts & skivvies are past the 3-day inside-out rule; and all your pants & socks are funk-starched to the point of standing on their own. You are past the laundry event horizon.

by norm051 April 1, 2011


Cash Event Horizon

Used in Role-playing videogames to reference the point at which the game becomes easy to play based on the character's experience and strength.

In such games, one gains gold by fighting monsters, performing tasks, and occasionally by randomly foraging in the world. The gold is then used to purchase armor, weaponry and training, making it easier to fight larger monsters, who hold more gold, and so on.

Every game has a point where one has gained so much gold from one's adventures that one can afford any item in the game, making the character exceedingly strong, and rendering all opponents ineffectual. This point is the cash Event Horizon. Usually, the later in the game this point appears, the more challenging the game is.

The Cash Event Horizon of "Beet Farming Tycoon" is real low - after five hours of play you've got so much money you don't know what to do with it.

by Vinnie Bartilucci December 4, 2008


horizon private school

a school where the high school principal likes to shove his dick in male students and teachers get horny for minors. the place smells like straight up ballsacks. every kid there is either gay or lost their virginity at the age of 7.

that dude looks like he's sucked dick, prolly goes to horizon private school.

by uranega June 11, 2023


bright horizon academy

an "islamic" school where most students come to due to belt around their mother's waist, where your money will be used on funds that will help support shit that we will nver use. we also go through all of our students laptops checking their discords because of 2 people. all students complain about going to the school saying they never wanted to go there in the first place but there parents forced them. bs academy learning for a shitter future

i hate bright horizon academy

by anti bha club April 21, 2022