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He's a maverick. He goes to special maths as he is the dumbest fuck in the world. He got kicked out of his football team for eating to many pakka pies. Also where the fuck is his neck!!
A person who is generally a giant pussy, but thinks he is the shit. Has inherited a fortune, mostly through a restaurant chain empire and specializes in blowing money in whorehouses and shady karaoke establishments. Also never fails to come up with excuses for not showing up to events.
Fuck, we just got Hugo Diani-ed. We've been waiting for him to show up for an hour now.
the best character on the best show LOST!! hugo's nickname is hurley, hurley is by far the most likeable character on the show. you know, besides charlie but he died, claire was nice but she got crazy...
person 1: hugo reyes is so adorable!
person 2: I AGREE!!
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dickhead who lives by himself and jacks of to jimmy saville
oh my days your such a hugo albino
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19th Century author who had a habit of killing off every single character worth getting attached to. Seriously, if you think The Hunchback of Notre Dame is gonna be anything like the Disney movie you're in for a big surprise. He was basically the John Green of the 1800's except worse. Probably had a bottle of his reader's tears somewhere.
Hugo has been dead for almost 200 years but still manages to woo his readers through his pretty words. You will find yourself crying about the way he describes scenery. Really.
Person 1: I'm reading a Victor Hugo book!
Person 2: don't get attatched to any of the characters
Person 1: the kid won't die
Person 2: ....
Person 1: the leader?
Person 2: ....
Person 1: main character?
Person 2: ......yikes
Person 1: DAMMIT HUGO
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Comedian formerly known as Joe Lycett.
“Have you watched Hugo Boss’s Got Your Back?”
“Is that the show where the man changed his name to troll that company?”
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Horny cumslut. Likes large throbbing black meat scepters in his rectum. Talks to a lot of girls to hide the fact that he is a queer. He kidnaps little boys for the gay-sex slave trade and keeps the retarded ones that don't sell for use on himself.
sally: "Look at that little boy with down syndrome over there, hopefully he's not kidnapped by Hugo Tucker and used as a sex-slave"
Hugo Tucker: "come here little man, I'm getting horny!!!"