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pakka

excretion. basically it is poo.

i just did a pakka and it smelt horrible!

by hannahrockyday January 3, 2008

30๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


Makka Pakka

The supposed cute cuddly character from show 'In The Night Garden'.

In reality Makka Pakka is the USSR's highest ranked Red Guard infantryman. This was obtained after Makka Pakka utilised the ovals on the side of his head to detect incoming Panzers Divisions (Most noticably the 7th Panzer Division or 'Ghost Division' which he detected were in fact falling down from the sky upon Soviet Forces.) during the battles of Stalingrad and Kursk.

After WW2 he worked in most Warsaw Pact nations aquiring skills for infiltration. Then after the 'Collapse' of the Soviet Union he was sent to the Night Garden to make it the Red Garden and to sabotage fascist rebellions by the Ninky Nonk. His bike thing is also known as the "Bike of the People".

SOVIET 1: Comrade did you hear that Kommissar Makka Pakka has spread socialism to the Night Garden
SOVIET 2: Yes comrade that is great news but that means he will be quoting Marx for the rest of the year
SOVIET 1:Oh wait he will won't h... oh shit here he comes
MAKKA PAKKA: Comrades do you know the state is a tool of oppression controlled by the bourgeois and shows the innate violence of capitalism!!!

by ReliableNewsSource June 24, 2019

48๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Makka Pakka

Makka Pakka is a legend who is thicccc and is the coolest hoe I know. He gets all those girls like upsy daisy and Iggle Piggle and he just is just absolute boyfriend material. He strong, he is sexy and he rides a tricycle. He also keeps a sponge on his tricycle to keep himself clean which makes him get all the ladies. Makka Pakka has many fan girls and everyone looks up to him as a thicccc queen

Makka Pakka is a thiccccc legend.

by Madie Lee June 29, 2020

35๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Makka Pakka

Makka Pakka is a character in the Cbeebies/Ragdoll Production In The Night Garden.

"Makka Pakka likes to wash faces"

by Raven1982 August 4, 2008

42๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


makka pakka

Makka Pakka is a nonce, a drug addict (cartel link in bio), FBI Agent and a bitch. If you see this makka pakka report to the police. Details: He is 7 inches long and a fat fuck.

Makka Pakka is a nonce

by thegamer200_23 September 18, 2021

8๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


AKKA PAKKA

the act of accidentally slipping your cock into a meat grinder and climaxing

That boi kinky as fuck he just AKKA PAKKA'd

by Drip Dogg May 17, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dirty makka pakka

A Dirty Makka Pakka is where you masterbate Watching In The Night Garden. Making sure to last the whole theme song. And once your finished clean up with a circle sponge with a hole in it.

Carl: Hey Josh want to watch In The Night garden
Josh: only if we can both do the Dirty Makka Pakka

by KaleidoscopeAnal June 6, 2021

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž