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Immortal Boner

No.

Immortal Boner.

Just stop.

by JohnMaddenFootball August 3, 2014


Immortal Inmates

An infamous gang of yung splif pootang pounder hustlers that scare the shit out of the pussy NZ gang the Mongrel Mob and Black Power

Fuck spread them wide girls here come one of the immortal inmates

by pootangpounder October 27, 2017


Immortality Fail

When a person who is jokingly referred to as "immortal" in memes due to their great longevity and surprisingly good aging actually dies, causing mass hysteria and confusion.

When an immortality fail occurs, it spreads quicker than any other celebrity death. Typically, it takes less than an hour before everyone has heard the news.

The most recent immortality fail as of this post being written is Elizabeth II. With her death, Keith Richards is now the King of Immortals.

by Someone who kinda exists September 9, 2022


Thanato-immortality Complex

A complex where someone constantly wants to die Suicidal Ideation while also having a desire for immortality

Isabel had a Thanato-immortality Complex. She constantly wished she could die, yet always yearned for immortality

by isabel perry May 23, 2024


True Immortal

A person who does not age and stays at the paragon of youth usually around the age of 25. Will live forever unless killed.

The true immortal tried to stop the plane with someone who knows their secret arriving at Heathrow. Now its not safe for him in Cape Town no more.

by Observingerf February 20, 2024


Immortal Snail

an immortal snail with the sole purpose of killing you (ur also immortal but if it touches you then u die)

Person 1: "Have you heard of the Immortal Snail debate?"
Person 2: "Yeah, drop it in a pit of acid!"

by Strawberry Froggy July 9, 2023


Immortal snail

The immortal snail stemmed from a meme in which you are given immortality but you are forever hunted down by a snail that will kill you on contact.

Me: chilling with my friend in 2546.
A snail: (approches)
Me: run for your life the immortal snail caught up!

by Arsurinya June 30, 2023