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Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.

"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."

by Annastacia June 27, 2009


Squish & Pinch

The Squish & Pinch is a public masturbation technique typically done in 2nd/7th period. In order to do the squish and pinch, you must be half-erect. After those requirements are met, LIGHTLY pinch the tip of your phallus, commence a gentle squishing motion. Now, you should be getting stimulation. Be careful to not draw attention, keep your shoulder stiff whilst maintaining the motion. It will take about 30~ minutes to climax, this will take less if you go faster, but don’t go to fast, that will attract attention.

Did you hear Tendr masturbated in class? How’d he get away with it!

I heard he used the squish & pinch method!

by Xendrilloz January 23, 2022


Pinche Puta

Means a fucking whore (bitch)

Damn did you guys see that pinche puta

by Gobbles! May 18, 2015

49πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


penis pinch

The professional maneuver of crouching into a threatening crab-like stance, clasping the fingers and thumb into a crab-like claw, yelling the phrase "penis pinch", and quickly approaching the crotch of an unsuspecting victim.

Jeremiah: Penis pinch!
...
Farquois: Ow!!

by tox0tes July 11, 2008

20πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


pinche joto

Pinche: fuck in Spanish (not sex, see: Coger, Chingar)

Joto: Derogatory Mexican-Spanish term for a homosexual; the best English approximation is "faggot."
Together you have Pinche Joto, or in English, fucking faggot

Mark, you toss so much salad at work, you MUST be a pinche joto.

by Mark Shawley June 24, 2005

372πŸ‘ 136πŸ‘Ž


Pinched Up

Being completely stressed out or upset about something.

Joe was all PINCHED UP when he found out he had lost his job.

by MermaidGlenda September 16, 2009

24πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž


pinche culo

Pinche culo in spanish is the translation of fucking pussy(some afraid of something)

Pinche culo le tiene miedo asu mama

by El compare de culiacan November 17, 2020

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž