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Instant orgasm

when someone jacks off on someones head

i dunno

by Alex May 28, 2003

26πŸ‘ 70πŸ‘Ž


Instant Breakfast

When Law Enforcement SUDDENLY (therefore "INSTANT") becomes aware -- after the fact -- that many previous murders, probably stretching over many years time -- are actually the work of a SERIAL killer ("serial" sounds like "cereal" = "breakfast").

O'MALLY: Oh my God!

DRUMMOND: What O'Mally?

O'MALLY: Instant Breakfast, Drummond!

DRUMMOND: Are you sure? What cases are you talking about?

O'MALLY: Come here. I'll show you.

by Detective Baretta November 21, 2006

4πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


instant death

sneeze and fart at the same time (true)

if i would not have locked my ass when i had to sneeze and fart at the same time it would have been instant death for me baby

by steelraggae January 8, 2006

6πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Instant Ramen

Instant ramen refers the Japanese pussy that is warm and soft like ramen. 1. Chicken flavored pussy a small Japanese woman with small and thin legs 2. Beef flavored pussy a strong hulking Japanese women who prefers to be Dom 3. Shrimp flavored pussy the quirky Japanese girl who you want nothing to do with

β€œMan Tom Suki has shrimp instant ramen get em tigger”.

by Canned ice tea March 22, 2020

3πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Instant Replay

When someone says something extremely retarded or stupid, so much so that calling them slow just won't suffice.

Damn did you just here what the fuck Jill just said, that bitch is a instant replay...

by Word$Worth August 10, 2010

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Instant Classic

phrase used when something is incredibly cool. Always accompanied by the "OK" hand signal and a huge smile. Originated at Kentlake Highschool in WA

*your team scores a point*...wow, that was an instant classic!!

by Peter April 27, 2003

15πŸ‘ 59πŸ‘Ž


instant-shrink

side effectz of drinking mountain dew..... dekreaze of sperm kount(T_T)

random guy- dude i drank 5.487 boxz of mountain dew lazt night

next night- wit girl friend instant-shrink oh krap.
girl-where did ur dick go

by joe eastwood August 16, 2010

1πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž