Neils Children

A british band from Cheshunt, England formed in 1999. They started out as more of a Mod-Beat band, then turned into a Post-punk revival band, got some attention when they toured with The Horrors, then became a Zombie Garage band. Their new album X. Enc is awesome and I recommend it to anyone who likes simular bands, or obscure Indie bands.

"If Neils Children never formed, The Horrors would never exist... or atleast be the same band."

"Neils Children (also refered to as NEiLS CHiLDREN) were the first Zombie Garage band, or as some people call it The New Thing... they were a huge influence on a lot of the bands as well, like Electricity in Our Homes and S.C.U.M"

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small children

The solution to the world power crisis.

We're running low on power, shovel a few more of those small children into the furnace will you?

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women and children

Chicken and eggs of any preparation, but most commonly the health-nut favorite, chicken and egg whites.

Waitress - "You ready to order?"

Customer - "Yes please, I'll have the women and children, whites only, wheat toast no butter, a side of fruit and an O.J. Oh, and can you please bring some salsa with that too?"

Waitress - "Comin right up honey."

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Advent Children

The new amazing looking final fantasy movie based on final fantasy 7. Available for the playstation portable.

Did you see the latest AC pictures? Sexier than a lesbian gang bang!!!

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Snow Children

Grandchildren that migrate to Florida for winter vacation to escape the frigid Holiday Season in the northern states. Normally bunking with their siblings in their grandparent's condo.

When these grandchildren are of legal age they tend to spend their days poolside with family but indulge themselves at night through various forms of debauchery.

Male: Snowman
Female: Snow Angel

Being a snow child is nice because I can get by snow balls licked without ever worrying about seeing this snow angel again.

Look at all these snow children trying to drink away the memory of spending the day with their grandparents.

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dead children

Comedy Gold! Genius!

Hey look at all those dead children

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Think of the children

The meaning of the phrase originaly was against child labor,until now where it got reduced to a logical fallacy
and a catchtphrase for entitled moms and dads everywhere

Karen says "Cancel adult swim,its too scary for my 2 year old Tommy!"

Darryl says "Think of the children!

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