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The action of compulsively checking that the things you can't leave the house without are in your pockets: usually keys, phone, and wallet.
He executed the modern cross twice before leaving for the weekend just to be sure.
Cross Country is, in my opinion, the BEST sport in the whole world! I'm not gonna be some arogant fool going around making fun of other sports cause I know how it feels. I know football takes a lot of hard work and practice. Wrestling, Soccer, Swimming, Baseball, Basketball. Most sports do. I'm not here to make fun of them because thats not how i roll. But seriously, To all those ignorant fools out there, Cross Country is in fact a SPORT. So all we do is run... so what! we don't need to have a ball or plays or anything else. Cross country is extremely physical, and mental as well. We train for miles and hours. The races aren't just a bunch of crazy kids running, it's all about planning ahead, pacing, and mentally defeating the other runners. It takes so much hard work. And track as well.. It's not the same at all, but it's still hard. I'm not gonna make fun of the sprinters cause they do like 1/50th of the distance we run. Thats okay, it's hard work. We do it, not for fame (cause its not all that popular)but to see how much we can push ourselves. To the limit.
But seriously, everyone out there who's hating on xc, you need to get over yourself. and btw, Cross country runners are not gay because they wear short shorts. What does that have to do with it. If xc runners are gay, then i guess wrestlers are too cause they wear those tight uniforms. Whatever, I'm just here to say that xc is tight and thats that.
Cross Country practice today killed me, but I felt so happy the other day when i hecka pr'd!
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The notorious 'Red Light District' in Sydney, Australia. Apart from the junkies, gangs, strippers and ho's, Kings Cross is a bitch of a place, with some of the best club and pub life in Sydney. Cranking 24-7 'The Cross' never dies, with murders, car-jackings, assaults, armed robbery's, prostitution and large-scale drug deals in action 'round the clock.
Notorious for prostitution, high profile murders and Heroin. The bright neon lights and the exciting buzz makes it like a mini-version of Liberty City from GTA 3.
"I dumped 3 pills(X) and went to 'Candy's Apartment'(Club), I hooked up with a 'honey' and met a few dealer's. On the way to the club they owned(illegally) I saw a man get stabbed, a kidnapping and 3 police raids. At their club we did some more drugs, but then they pulled out the 'Big H'(Heroin) and I was outta there."
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A small but prestigious Jesuit undergraduate college of old money, it is located on a ‘hill’ overlooking a mid-sized cesspool (Worcester, MA) and filled to the brim with rich white kids studying to be whiter and richer (when they aren’t totally hammered). The historic campus is a designated ‘arboretum’ which just means that olden day people planted lots of trees there so that drunken kids could later pee on them. The trees and fancy old buildings don’t make up for the fact that the campus is on the side of a damn mountain and the many stairs become death chutes during the notoriously snowy winters –which last till May. The food is of the lowest quality although gaining weight is rare due to the fact that crossing campus requires climbing between several altitudinal zones. A’s are not given to students at and those who seek them are readily advised to attend easier schools –like Harvard. Holy Cross has the highest academic rating of any Catholic institution in the country (98/100) and ranks above most comparably snobbish colleges (see ‘Ivy League’). To lessen the obvious pains of academic life most students resort to aggressively binge drinking in large groups throughout the week, continuing to pursue the activity in a more belligerent form over weekends. Though most students never want to leave, graduation compensates them with a 65k+ starting salary, a fondness for Vineyard Vines, and life membership to AA.
–“Joe, didn't you go to Harvard?”
–“No, I went to 'cause I'm not Asian and I drink too much.”
–“I’m applying to Holy Cross because I want to make more money than my asshole friends at Georgetown”
–“Dude I like those pink shorts.”
–“I got them when I went to Holy Cross.”
–“How do you remember? You got alcohol poisoning last time you were there.”
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Using bots (typically Discord bots) outside their designated channels.
Norbert was cross-botting the Pokecord bot by using it in the Music bot channel. What a naughty pineapple!
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The point-- after sleeping with a full shaved woman for the first time-- that one is disgusted by women with any pubes. Taken from the phrase "crossing the rubicon" meaning a point of no return.
After crossing the pubicon with Sarah, sleeping with Debbie made me feel like I was banging Peter Gallagher's eye socket.
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1) Spiritual or religious expression extemporaneously achieved while dining.
2) The ability to create Christ imagery with food sauces.
3) Archaic. Noun. A form of absurd, impromptu hazing, specifically where the hazing party anoints his or her subject with a smeared cross (usu. with pizza sauce) in a drunken plea for the inferior being to attain some degree religiosity. Hilarity commonly ensues among fellow hazers. See: The Troubadours, Middle Ages, Greek Life, etc.
John: Quit playing with your food.
Jimmy: I'm expressing my shame, relax.
John: Wasting delicious Stubbs Bone Lickin' sauce is shameful in and of itself.
Jimmy: Not when it's elegant. This is a sauce cross.
John: My mistake, thought you were pining for Swiss citizenship again.
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Cam: What happened last night?
Jesse: Well, after they cleaned up the house we lined them up, and...
Cam: Made them recite the founders and the triad?
Jesse: Not exactly... Gregg and Shane came back from the bars and there was some left over pizza. Shane took care of the cheese-
Cam: That guy'll eat anything.
Jesse: I know, then Gregg started painting away with the sauce, one after the other. I guess Jon's kinda religious. Didn't go over well.
Cam: It's not for everyone.
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