itchy monkey

A horny woman who really wants the D.

Sally has an itchy monkey, look at how she looks at Steve.

itchy bollus

itchy bollus bobobobobobo bennie

you got thos itchy bollus denton

Itchy Wig

The act of ejaculating onto the head of a bald woman/man and covering her/him with a wool sweater.

Biooootch if you don't shut the hell up I'm gonna shave that head and give you an itchy wig. do you really want to look like Donald Trump?

Itchy Tomato

The red and swollen labia of a woman with a shaved pussy and a yeast infection, as a result of prolonged intercourse.

I need some vagisil and an ice pack to cool down my itchy tomato.

itchy nose

When your nose starts to itch

I had an allergic reaction to something and it gave me an itchy nose.

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itchy sugarlumps

Itchy Sugarlumps is an Irish slang term for square bales of hay, usually used for bribing members of the Garda Síochána (the Irish police force).

The term is mostly used in the midlands where there is a higher concentration of illegal sports, eg. dog fighting, cock fighting, child fighting.

Seamus: "The Feckin' guards came by and me with a feed of drink in me and the young lad lyin dead under the van!"

Brenden: "And how did you get out of that one, Seamus?"

Seamus: "Ah I just slipped him a few Itchy Sugarlumps and he doddled off, the big Bollox!"

Brendan: "Ah your some boyo, Seamus!"

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Itchy Muffin

Used to describe a woman's vagina during a yeast infection.
(Not my definition one made by my sister)

Person 1: Whats wrong with you?
Person 2: I got a yeast infection!!
Person 1: Thats not good
Person 2: Yea I really hate this Itchy Muffin

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