ash jk asvais

its when you wanna spam HASHASHAHSAHSH but have shitty typing so you get a monstrocity that is called "ash jk asvais"

Person A: That fucking bidet hit my ass so hard I might as well have lost my anal virginity
Person B: ASH JK ASVAIS

Person A: the fuck does that mean
Person B: ASH JK ASVAIS

JK Rowling!

A phrase used when you wish to trick another into believing that someone (fictional or otherwise) is dead, when they really are not. Derived from the conclusion of Harry Potter's 7th installment, in which the author declares in so many words,

"Hey guys, our Hero is dead!!

...jk I fooled ya'all :)"

Tom: Dude last night your mom had a stroke after I was through with her.
Mike: ...
Tom: Don't worry man! JK Rowling!

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jk macbeth

Shakespeare's finest comedy - Features an all star cast including SavageX, Mr. Howson, Mr. Spriggs, Sir Gerry and Dr. Hewitson.

Here's a quote from JK Macbeth:

"Ahhh! Bloomin' heck Banquo! This day's a bit foul and fair!"

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JK Rowling

1. A genius

2. The goddess of the Harry Potter community.

3. An extremely successful writer, most famous for her series Harry Potter, which is a book series about a wizard who manages to have relationship issues, indirectly kill some of his best friend's siblings, and be a stereotypical angsty teenager along with defeating the most powerful wizard of all time. Go figure.

1. JK Rowling is a genius!

2. Oh, great JK Rowling! Please accept my offering....*mails Harry/Draco fan fiction to her*

3. Harry Potter: Oh...I am so sad! Why is everyone so dead? And why am I so stupid???!!!!

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JK Foxing

hottest girl in toychat holy shit shes so fucking hot OH GOD OH FUCK

Example:

Guy 1: Did you see JK Foxing?
Guy 2: ̶s̶h̶e̶s̶ ̶s̶t̶u̶p̶i̶d̶ Shes the best girl!1!1!
Guy 1: OMG YES i simp for jk foxing!!11

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JK-47

When you intend to do harm with a statement or phrase, but play it off like you were kidding. Is not used when talking to the person emotional harm was done too.

(To the slut Martha) Hey martha. I hear you blow EVERYONE. Ahah JK.

(To Friend steve) Bro i just shot up martha with a JK-47.

Damn i bet that bitch feels like shit!

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LOL jk but seriously though

You say LOL jk but seriously though after you say something offensive to someone or about something.

Only say this on the internet or texting. If you want to say it in real life, say "Haha. Just kidding. . but seriously though".

*It can be reduced to: LOL jk but seriously

Example 1

Lily: Dude, Sally needs to stop making out with everyone.
Mary: I know right! She's such a whore. LOL jk but seriously though.

Example 2
(John is driving his girlfriend's bug)
Bill: Hey, John, can you give me a ride?
John: Sure, man!
(they walk to John's car)
Bill: Whoa. Dude, that is one fruity car. Haha just kidding. . .but seriously though.
John:. . . that's my girlfriends car. .

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