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Josh

Josh is just the most awesome person on earth, he gets all the chicks, and is real down to earth, and plays in a ravecore band. Also he has so much game it's not even funny, you have to hide your wives, and sometimes hide your kids. Furthermore, he has superpowers and can control peoples minds with his eyes, and move things without even touching them.

Person1: Dude, there is something about that kid Josh, he just is so awesome.
Person2: Ya, I heard he plays in a ravecore band, and can move things with his mind.
Person1: Where did you hear that?
Person2: Urban Dictionary, so it must be true.

by imnotusingmyrealnamelol November 5, 2010

54๐Ÿ‘ 41๐Ÿ‘Ž


Josh

Josh is a dyslexic teen with a hunchback. And will try to make a joke funny but fails miserably. He also has OCD and loves when things are symmetrical and is also big gay.

Bro josh has Scoliosis

by Obeysooza March 14, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Josh

Tall boy. Very tall boy. Sneaky 10/10 boy.

You so small such a Josh tsk tsk

by geyboi35 May 28, 2018

7๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


To Josh

To masturbate, to knock one off.

eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'

'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'

Or

eg: Two

Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'

Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'

eg: Three

'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'

by E-W-THE-GINGER June 16, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


joshed

Verb: the act of whispering and or yelling penis at complete strangers at random times then often followed by running and strange giggling.

man: the world sure is a strange place isn't kid. but don't worry i...(whisper) penis, penis, penis, penis.
Kid: :0
man: tehehehe (runs away)
kid: i can't believe i just got joshed

by SoAn14 December 8, 2010

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Josh

The sweetest boy on Earth. He knows how to make you laugh and is super generous. The second you meet him you'll fall in love. He's down to Earth, and is always honest. He's really cute and confident. Haves the purest heart you can find. Don't EVER underestimate him. He's a genius. He puts others before himself which can be bad sometimes, but he doesn't care. Everyone loves him and his smile makes you feel so good inside. Such a positive person and he knows how to make people's day.

Person: "Have you seen Josh?"
Noelle: "Yeah, he just made my day with his smile."

by If I dream November 29, 2019

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Josh

A simp that'll do anything for woman and will deny it once you point it out.

Person 1: "Josh you're a simp."
Josh: "Uhh that's not true.

by Cotton Floss August 23, 2020

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