josh

the most amazing person, a great guy to date. very loving and caring. also skinny like a spaghetti noodle

I love you josh

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Josh

A Josh is an amazing boy, who doesn't realise how much he's loved. He says the sweetest things, but then changes his mind a while later. Even though he hurts a lot of people, they still love him and they want him to still talk to them like he used to. A Josh usually considers how people feel before doing anything, a Josh usually cares.

Friend 1: Heyy, what's up?
Friend 2: Not much, I miss Josh :(.
Friend 1: Ohh, that's sad, what about when he said all that

stuff to you?
Friend 2: He said he meant it, but can't help feeling like that.
Friend 1: Stupid Josh!
Friend 2: No, he was very sorry and said he cares!

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Josh

Josh is the boy with a million and two friends. He loves his family, takes care of his friends, and can handle anything. He's never had a girl friend who hasn't fallen for him. He takes less than he deserves, and gives more than he takes. Josh is a beautiful person inside and out. If you ever incounter a josh nosis, don't be shy. introduce yourself. Josh's also tend to have a great singing voice.

The most beautiful boy you'll ever come accross.

Have you ever met a Josh?
Did you fall in love?

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Josh

1. To be constantly and consistently late. He could be anywhere from half an hour to a couple hours late. How ever, you forgive him anyways because thats what Josh Does.

2. The one person at a party who takes care of you.

1. Sorry, I had to pull a Josh. I was busy texting this girl who wont ever go out with me.

2. Can you be a Josh and hold my hair back as I puke into this fishbowl?

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Josh

Josh is just the most awesome person on earth, he gets all the chicks, and is real down to earth, and plays in a ravecore band. Also he has so much game it's not even funny, you have to hide your wives, and sometimes hide your kids. Furthermore, he has superpowers and can control peoples minds with his eyes, and move things without even touching them.

Person1: Dude, there is something about that kid Josh, he just is so awesome.
Person2: Ya, I heard he plays in a ravecore band, and can move things with his mind.
Person1: Where did you hear that?
Person2: Urban Dictionary, so it must be true.

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To Josh

To masturbate, to knock one off.

eg: One
'Man, i could do with a Josh, i'm so horny'

'Well, to Josh now would be nice, but you'll have to wait'

Or

eg: Two

Joe: 'Ahh, that Josh last night was mega'

Conor: 'I could really use one, I haven't had a Josh for quite some time.'

eg: Three

'Look at her! I'd give that a Josh!'

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Josh

Tall boy. Very tall boy. Sneaky 10/10 boy.

You so small such a Josh tsk tsk

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