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When you're broke and/or drunk and you agree to let a friend of a friend's cousin give you a tattoo within the comfort of a double-wide. This mistake usually takes place in the kitchen. Other places it can happen are, but limited to, the bedroom, living room, or bathroom.
Kevin: "Hey man, is that dick on your thigh?"
J-Dog: "Nah bro, this is my kitchen tattoo of a mushroom. Mike's cousin is a tattoo artist and he gave me a tattoo in Tammi's kitchen."
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in basic terms: a grub. dirty kid who starts fights at parties for no reason. usually hangs out in the kitchen at a party, segregated from the rest of the group. main objectives are to fuck the gross girls and drink all the beer in the fridge for free, then leave.
Mark: "do you want me to invite jesse?"
Dan: "fuck no, he's a kitchen kid. if he comes, then all his grubby kitchen kid friends will want to come."
Mark: "church to that!....'UNFRIEND'"
The act of being inebriated amongst friends and having indepth slurred conversation on/around/laying on a kitchen floor. You don't necessarily need to be localized around kitchen floors but you must be wasted.
As soon as Schmaitlyn's eyes start gleaming and a giant smile finds it's way to her face you know she's Kitchen Floor'd.
Someone who enjoys being a thot in the kitchen,twerking on potatoes,twerking on carrots, just loves ruining the kitchen with their thottiness.
Thomas:*is twerking in the kitchen*
Susan: omg thomas you're such a kitchen thot.
those heathens which feed upon your forgotten feasts
can't go to bed until i secure the left overs from the predators of the kitchen.
Expression used to denote or indicate a severe or critical situation arising.
We got a deuce in the kitchen! All our web sites are down and were losing a ton of money!
A face unsuitable for the front of the house.
He wanted to be a bartender but got stuck in the back washing dishes because of his kitchen face.