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The best character in Mario Kart Wii
How come there's 11 other Funky Kong's when I join an online room?
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The act of anally masturbating roughly with a banana, usually in a public restroom. After achieving orgasm, the banana is ingested leaving only remnants of fecal matter, and blood on the remaining banana peel. The peel is then displayed as a form of trophy, usually hanging over the side of a garbage can, or even over stall doors.
That guy just gave himself a wicked Diddy Kong
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During sex, when the male is about to jizz, he sits up and jizzes on his chest then proceeds to beat his chest like King Kong (also making gorilla sounds).
Jack: "Hey Kevin, how was your woman last night?"
Kevin: "I felt pretty dominant during intercourse so I decided to finish with The King Kong."
Jack: "Nice."
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When you insert a banana in a bitch's ass and she squeezes the banana out while leaving the peel behind.
Mike: Yo Jake, I did the donkey kong with my bitch last night
Jake: dude that's ruthless
Mike: yeah man I got banana all over the bathroom floor
Jake: I might try it tonight with that ignorant slut Jane
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To Use Your Knuckles To Knock Someone On The Top Of Their Head Really Hard.
Joey was talkin shit, so i donkey konged that nigga in class. He started crying.
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1.n. A nintendo character/game. He is the leader of a gang of gorrilas.
2.v. To hit someone on top of the head
1. Dude! Did you get that new donkey kong for Gamecube?
2. OMG that girl wouldn't shutup, I had to donkey kong her ass so the police would have a hard time finding bruises.
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A hybrid of Beer Pong and Flip Cup, with vast party appeal because of this. It is a team game with three or more people per team, with two "Shooters" and at least one "Flipper", though the number of flippers may be limited by table space (however, more people is more fun). It is set up like a regular beer pong game, with racks of at least six cups set in a triangle formation on each side, as well as cups along the side of the table, one per flipper. The shooters try to throw pong balls into cups, as one would in a regular game of beer pong. However, if one team successfully throws a ball into a cup, both teams immediately begin flipping cups, starting with the flipper furthest from the shooters on their team, and progressing down the side of the table to the shooters, who also play flip cup. A flipper must finish the beer in their cup, then try to flip the cup from a standing-upright position to upside down before the next flipper can begin the same process. If the team who wins flip cup is also the team that threw the ball into the cup, the cup is removed from play, as is standard in beer pong. However, if the winning flip cup team is NOT the team who threw the ball into the cup, the cup is defended, and remains in play. The game is finished when one of the teams has no pong cups remaining on their side.
The game is subject to whatever house rules may be in use at the venue. The amount of beer in one's flip cup should also be determined by the house.
I got so wasted from that. I'm never playing Beer Kong ever again.
I can't believe we just spent an hour playing one game of Beer Kong. Best game EVER!
BEER KONG!!!!! (said while loudly beating one's chest, such as a great ape displaying its dominance)
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