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to turn on or have sex with. References to the music video for Coldplay's 'Fix You'.
Chris Martin can swing my lantern any day!
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A Jack-o-lantern carved to resemble a whore's face.
Dude, finish carving the Ejack-u-lantern so I can light that baby up.
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The act of receiving head while shitting-except instead of shitting in a toilet you shit into a jack 'o' lantern. Most often occurs around Halloween
Dude I ain't gay or nothing, but that 11 year old boy dressed as Frodo just gave me a wicked grump 'o' lantern. Good old Jack now has a shit eating grin-literally. Happy Halloween!
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when you are in the closet masturbating and you shove the flash light up your ass there for you have the newly designed man o lantern
oh damn that man o lantern is bright as fuck
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lit match inserted flame first into mouth held in place by teeth, usually accompanied by waving fingers on either side of your head. most effective in a darkened room after alcohol consumption
Larry impresses and amazes us with his happy jack-o'-lantern, never burning the roof of his mouth.
To become overly excited about Halloween and making a jack-o-lantern too far in advance, thus allowing the pumpkin to rot and leave behind an unexpected mess that is embarassing to clean up. Usually happens once a year.
"Hey man, did you hear about Kory?" "I guess he premature ejac-o-lanterned all over the kitchen counter. He had to hurry and clean it up before his roommates got home."
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when you take a poop in ya girls box and you proceed to bone her.
Tom: My girl is horny, I think I'm gonna green spiderman that ho.
Jason: Naa green lantern that ho.
Tom: I ran out of laxatives last night.
Jason: Its okay just eat at taco bell.
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