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A series of circumstances that do not follow the logic of science in any way, shape, or form.
Correcting someone about what you were wearing at an event in which you stated you were not at is quito logic
Republican Logic:
1. The belief that everything is black and white
2. That taxes are "punishment"
3. Differences in governance justify massive wars in other countries
4. Invading other countries and exposing it's citizens to extreme violence is an example of "Liberation"
5. All poor people are addicts and did not work as hard as the rich people who inherited most of their riches.
6. The soultion to illegal immigration constitutes putting landmines on the border instead of targeting the reason why people are immigrating
7. Healthcare is a privelage only to people who can afford it and people without "preexisting conditions", unless they are rich and/or famous.
8. This list goes on but my free time doesn't
Examples of Republican Logic:
1. Rush limbaugh said I disagree with Obama's policies, therefore he is a north Korean Zulu who wants to take our guns away.
2. I hate taxes! They were just made to make me suffer for having a greater amount of money that could be used to finance schools.
3. I don't think France rules the right way. Let's invade them.
4. It doesn't matter if they get bombed on everyday! At least the government that we disagreed with is gone.
5. Why should us rich people give to the poor? It's their fault that their corrupt bosses fired them to keep their wage.
6. We have to stop illegal immigration by any means possible! Except by helping them find comfort in their own country.
7. Poor people deserve no healthcare because if they get help it's socialism!
8. I didn't even mention their obsession with guns!
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Using a phallic (dick) joke in an intelligent discussion. (Not to be confused with: logical fallacy)
Our debate group had a pretty solid point, up until the point Robert committed a logical phallacy and our whole argument went to waste.
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The un-logical decision, that eaither is a contridiction to the original decision or dosent make sense.
Women Logic
Wax eye-brows... Draw them back on.
Get a masters in philosophy, try to get a job in computer science.
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1)A myth made up by fox news and believed by the ignorant. See also: lies
2) An oxymoron, e.g. two words with opposite meanings
"My friend John believes in Republican logic. He's an ass."
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Punishing a group of people (usually students of a class) for an individual's actions.
Mrs. C used teacher logic and got us all in detention after Rob put thumbtacks on her chair.
(noun) (1)reasoning assessed according to strict principles of validity as defined by a man's penis. (2)the total and complete lack of actual logical thinking when a man's thinking with his junk. (3)the mechanism by which a man's penis can completely erase any rationality or reasoning capability.
At 11:30pm on a Tuesday night, Mark is out with a guy friend. He has to be up at 6am to go to work to do hard manual labor for a 10-hour shift. He's married with two kids. An older unattractive sloppy-drunk woman wants to take him home for sex. With all the above information, PENIS LOGIC only says to him, "Hey--It's NEW" so he goes with her. He later loses his job, wife, kids, and most of his future income to alimony/child support.