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A sexual act in which a man lies prostrate on the ground, and the receiver jumps off a bed or similarly high platform and attempts to land upon the man's penis.
My girlfriend is a total freak! She asked me if I wanted to try a Long Island Long Jump with her!
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Today, we salute you, trendy Long Island girl. In your retarded furry boots, you understand that following a crowd is a small price to pay for the approval of your peers. Sure, your huge overpriced designer handbag and oversized pearls may appear to have been stolen from your grandmother, but we rest assured that your daddy bought them for you fair and square. And yes, you may be snobby to every guy that approaches you, but we know that you're only doing them a favor because you are in fact a bitch with an annoying accent. So here's to you trendy Long Island girl, because everyone knows that behind your dyed blonde hair and falsely-tanned skin there sits a real person in the driver's seat of that Lexus SUV; and that real person... is a pale brunette. So do us all a favor and go back.
Guy 1: Is that girl with the furry boats in the Lexus think shes better than everyone?
Guy 2: No shes a bitch
Guy 3: Oh a Long Island girl
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Fill a water balloon with urine, and during intercourse, make it explode over the woman's face. As shock overtakes her, jizz in her mouth. Spank her, and leave.
Dude, i had a long island balloon with your mom last night.
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v. The gentleman, who may or may not be from Long Island, whilst nude, lowers his balls into a prepared chalice of mouthwash (i.e. Listerine) of any chosen variety (i.e. Cool Mint) and then places said balls into the open mouth of a willing participant who then gargles, relishing in the refreshing sensation.
Linda's mouth was feeling not-so-fresh after eating at that Italian restaurant, so Jim lovingly gave her a Long Island Dip in the back of his car.
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A pretentious neighborhood that has received a high amount of gentrification in recent years. The piers at gantry are quite marvelous. The neighborhood lacks the infrastructure of it's neighbors greenpoint, and Astoria, and still has a lot of areas that face urban blight. Vernon boulevard boasts worldclass restaurants yet the largest housing projects can be found a mile away. Gleaming condos cannot hide the urine soaked streets and roaring seven train clatter. Did I mention five points will be removed from the area? The area is for yuppies who have no sense of life. Some old world brownstones hide under the seven train, and the moma ps1 is a great venue though.
"Lets bike to the piers at LIC, just make sure we speed through Queensbridge housing projects, we wouldnt want to see the real LIC" Long island city
Lets go get some overpriced food on vernon!i love yuppie long island city
LIC HIGHSCHOOL, i HAD a friend once who graduated from there, complete overcrowded mess. Time to get the fuck out of long island city
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A used condom found floating up on the beach.
We enjoyed a nice barefoot stroll on the beach until I felt the sickening squish of a Long Island Whitefish under my toes.
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Giving someone the middle finger
Got cut off on the LIE, so I gave them the Long Island salute.