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Women that r more concerned about their exterior looks.
The type you'll see with ugly older men that have lots of money.
Selfish and in it for themselves....
I have unfortunately dated a few and the end result with them is always the same. High Maintenance Women seem to be unstable with life in general and exceptionally needy towards men. Looking for that easy life. They also love to sue the ex's in court for money, so they don't have to work.
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the act of a male masturbation
john" why were you late to work"
rich" oh i had morning wood and had to perform some red rocket maintenance
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When someone uses mechanical lubricants to masturbate
Greg got caught pulling a Jonny From Maintenance with the 10w30
Basically, a no-strings-attached sexual encounter. This could include a one-night-stand or the ultimate in sex-for-sport relationships: fuck buddies.
When I got home drunk the other night I was really horny and was able to have Sharmila come over for a low-maintenance jostle. Man, she can really suck cock.
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Jerkin' it because you have to, not because you are in the mood.
"I heard Gary quit watchin' porn." "Does he still jerk it?" "Yeah but only space suit maintenance."
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A pretentious, materialistic, bitch-faced cunt. Being wholly incapable of self-care, a lady of this ilk can be found maxing out the credit cards of their rich husbands, making unrealistic demands of people they barely know and spoiling everyone's fun with a barrage of complaints. They demand affection, attention and consideration from every poor soul they mingle with on a daily basis (although, being the selfish leeches that they are, will not return the favour at any point). These vile wenches are dated and married exclusively for their looks and status (as well as sex, duh).
John: "Sally fucked my rich uncle and left me alone with our 3 children. Now, she's suing me for a sexual misdemeanor and still demands that I drive her to her cosmetic surgery appointment tomorrow!"
Chad: "What did you expect? She's a High Maintenance Woman."
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East Coast Tough Guy living in San Francisco, talks it up more than the average ECTG without actually coming through on countless empty promises and bold statements... shows distinctive high maintenance feminine traits, possibly linked to his city of residence... unreliable...
takes up to 5 hours to decide what food to order...
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