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A brilliant ornithologist who has deep and often consequential ties with his marvelous English teacher, Ms. Nagy.
Eeeh eeeh kawwwwwo weeeelloooo. What the hell was that bird? Must have been a Marty Freeland.
A Hardcore diamond trader that uses dumb pretty girls for his or her benefit and gifts with intent to get something back in return.
Did you see that guy use that girl for diamond trading to benefit himself? He’s being a total Marty party.
Don’t be a total marty party bro!
Person 1: who’s your favorite grease character
Person 2: Marty Maraschino obviously
Absolutly amazing guy. Can be the sexy boyfriend or husband or the best friend that you can tease and have a good time with. Incredibly attractive, hot, cute and sexy all in one. Fun to be around and an amazing kisser. Has gorgous eyes, athletic, has an amazing smile, and can seem shy, but only at first. The kind of guy that you can't believe is actually yours and when you catch his eye across the room you can't help but smile. Has a good sense of humor and loves to just hang out and cuddle for a while or go crazy and party all night, whatever you want. A great friend and an ever greater person, if you're lucky enough to find a Marty, keep him and never let him go because you'll have an impossible time finding a guy so amazing.
Marty Frizzell is amazing 💙
A General Marty is when you take two cigarettes (be it joints, pipes, cigars, smokes, weed, sheesha pipes - anything) between the fingers of your right hand and take a puff from BOTH at the SAME TIME.
I saw DJ Bux pull a double General Marty with a joint and a cigar in each hand! It was unbeatable!
Martis Camp is the most expensive and exclusive gated club in Northern CA. It is located in Tahoe, and boasts a private ski lift, four clubhouses, a beach club, and two golf courses. Houses are required to be at least 3,500 square feet, because who on earth could fathom living in a home smaller than that. Martis Camp is home to yoga pant moms, and bald tech dads. Everyone drives either a Tesla, Porsche, or Range Rover. If you want to mingle with the elites, you need to pay up. To get into Martis Camp, you need to own a house, and pay club dues. The cheapest house you can buy is 3 Million dollars. This is truly one of the most privileged and over the top places in the world.
I’m heading up to Martis Camp this weekend to find solitude in the simplicity of the mountains and my 11,000 square-foot home with 7 bedrooms.
Rowdily fuck someone while you suck their titties in a bathtub
I just met a hot milf I’m gonna ask her to Marty Me