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To stink of poo, fuck your sister become a massive incest addict and love to sniff older women on the buses and your dad worked at boots. Must watch Indian gilf poo sex.
Dave: Did you hear about The Moore Method?
Steve: The Brit Method?
Dave: No, The Moore Method.
Steve: Is that the one where you stink of poo and be a complete freak?
Dave: YES!!!!! THATS THE ONE MATEEEEEE.
When pulling out didn't work and you're not using birth control. So you have to standup and jump.
Oops Jess I was caught up in the moment. Hurry, get up. We're using the Standup Method!
Where a woman places her bits under a warm running faucet in the bathtub so that the stream of water hits her clit just so.
I did the faucet method in the tub today then drank a big glass of wine!,l
The Hammer Method ~ A joking method of fixing a electrical applience by hitting it with a hammer.
"Damn it, my TV isn't workign again!"
"Have you tried the Hammer Method?"
Acquiring respect or acceptance from a group of individuals by doing as little as possible. The opposite of the traditional approach of gaining acceptance through hard work and dedication.
Contrary to the " Real Peel"!
1) I am playing ping pong instead of cleaning washrooms. I am doing the Peel Method!
2) Have you completed your station duties? Someone else can, I am doing the Peel Method!
When you put your thumb in her vagina then hook your pointer finger around in her asshole and put them together
"Hey babe lets do the hook method again"
"Okay just don't pinch so hard this time"
A method for getting rid of crabs. First, you must shave everything from your neck down to your knees except for one testicle. Wait for roughly 24 hours before starting the next phase. After completing that you will get a bucket of ice water, a strip of cellophane, lighter fluid, and a lighter. Wrap you penis in the cellophane and then apply the lighter fluid to the unshaven testicle. Straddle yourself over the bucket of water (have it decently close to your testicle) and ignite your testicle. After no more than 5 seconds you will squat down until your testicle is fully submerged and the fire is out. At this point remove the cellophane from your penis and check for any burns.
Excellent work, you are now crab free.
Guy 1: Hey man, I think this bitch gave me crabs the other night. You know any tricks to get rid of them?
Guy 2: Yes man, its simple. Just use the Webster Method.