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Someone's mic that sounds like a microwave.
guy 1: joins discord vc with a Microwave Mic
guy 2: yo who has a microwave on in the vc.
guy 3: idk man but someone has a Microwave Mic
"Yo man, where's your microwave from?"
"Detroit"
"Yo man, That's a fuckin Detroit Microwave"
When a man has butt sex with someone and after pulling out a woman covers the dick with mayo and the woman proceeds to lick it off.
Hey baby, you wanna georgia microwave later?
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When a wireless internet signal is interrupted by a nearby running microwave.
Guy: Hey sorry I got disconnected from chat, my computer got microwave syndrome.
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another word for sperm
I ate a mouthful of microwave mayonnaise last night...it was nasty.
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A mexican microwave is leaving the rest of your lunch burrito(or other preferrably hot lunch item) on the dashboard of a vehicle in warm/hot weather as to preserve it for continued consumption throughout the day.
I'm getting hungry again cabron, good thing I got the mexican microwave in the Dodge keepin my shit warm while I pick these fuckin strawberries. AYE.
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Possible Cause For Microwave Sex Could Be Premature Ejaculation. AKAGetting A Quickie From A Two Hump Chump.
Gina: I Heard Lucy Broke Up With Jeff.
Beth: Why Did She Do That?
Gina: I Heard It Was Because Jeff Was Into Microwave Sex
Beth: That Sounds Kinky
Gina: Not Really. What Everyone Else Does In 30 Minutes, Jeff Does In 30 Seconds.
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